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Some people are like slinkies..... They
are not really good for anything... But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. |
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Always aim higher than you believe you can reach. So often, you'll discover that when your talents are set free by your imagination, you can achieve any goal.
If people offer their help or wisdom as you go through life, accept it gratefully. You can learn much from those who have gone before you. But never be afraid or hesitant to step off the accepted path and head off in your own direction if your heart tells you that it's the right way for you. Always believe that you will ultimately succeed at whatever you do, and never forget the value of persistence, discipline, and determination. You are meant to be whatever you dream of becoming.
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Big efforts get you big things. Little efforts get you little things. No effort sometimes get you everything.
Whether you are cheating on a test, or simply double-checking your answers off of another, the result is the always the same. |
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I have learned that the elderly can't hear you when you speak to them, and can hear everything you say when you're whispering to someone about them.
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Always drink upstream of the herd.
Never squat with your spurs on. If you think you're someone of considerable importance, try ordering someone else's dog around. |
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