Thought For The Day

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Patience is a virtue, they also complain a lot when they're in pain.

Money can't buy me love, but "lust" rents out pretty cheap.

Two's company and three's a corporation.
Make Love not warts.
When the going gets tough, explode!

There's no such thing as a stupid question, just the idiot that asked it.

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss and has really big lips.

Complaining doesn't get you anywhere, unless you’re on a plane.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and the guy that gave them to her isn't doing bad either.
History often repeats itself, just to rub it in.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we must defrost the refrigerator

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A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became.... a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with... stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they will.... always multiply.
What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles..... U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did..... a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was..... on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out..... free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could...... jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought..... tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will?..... It's a dead giveaway

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Change yourself and your work will seem different.

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Drop the idea that you are Atlas carrying the world on your shoulders. The world would go on even without you. Don't take yourself so seriously.

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The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them.

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