06-14-2008, 02:29 AM
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Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Dad Say :
- Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We'll have to stop and get some directions. - Well, honey, you are thirteen now. I bet you're ready for un-chaperoned car dates! - I like all of your friends' "Up Yours" attitudes. - Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, take my credit card, too. Have fun! - Football? You want to play football? What about figure skating, son? - Mom and I are going away for the weekend. Would you like to throw a party? - No, I don't actually know what is wrong with your car. - Son, let's go to the mall and get you an earring. - You don't need a job! I have plenty of money for you to spend. - Father's Day? Don't worry about that. It's no big deal! 
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06-15-2008, 11:14 AM
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Drop the idea that you are Atlas carrying the world on your shoulders. The world would go on even without you. Don't take yourself so seriously.
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06-16-2008, 02:17 AM
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* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. * Practice safe eating - always use condiments. * Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. * I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. * If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? * Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. * A hangover is the wrath of grapes. * Sea captains don't like crew cuts. * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? * A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. * A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. * Without geometry, life is pointless. * When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. * Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. * When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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