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Old 06-19-2008, 12:00 AM   #551 (permalink)
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I use verizon for the net, and msn to randomly im the few people that get on there. MSN is useful only for email and randomly yelling at people. I am right now considering a possible new thread. Right now I am debating whether to start it now, later, or at all. I hope the computer and msn stuff improves.
Wooooooo Hoooooooo, got it fixed now i an good to go! LOL! Now I can post some more stuff in here and in funny pics!
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:17 PM   #552 (permalink)
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These priceless gifts are not seasonal. We can give them all year long. As we give them, we will find that giving enriches the giver as much as the recipient. These gifts are worth a million dollars, but they don't cost a cent.
1. The Gift of Listening
But you really have to listen. No interrupting, no planning your response. Just listening.

2. The Gift of Affection
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back, and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate your love for family and friends.

3. The Gift of Laughter
Clip cartoons. Share great articles and funny stories. E-mail especially good ones to people you know are feeling blue. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."

4. The Gift of A Written Note
It can be a simple "I love you" or "Thanks for your help." A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life.

5. The Gift of A Sincere Compliment
A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job," or "That was a wonderful meal," can make someone's day.

6. The Gift of A Favor
Every day, go out of your way to do something kind. Try it on your way to work, or wherever you go today.

7. The Gift of Solitude
There are times when we want only to be left alone. Be sensitive to other people's feelings, and give the gift of solitude to others.

8. The Gift of Good Cheer
The easiest way to feel good is to make others feel good
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Life is a long road to ruin
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More Accurate Computer Related Acronyms

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defunct Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

DEC - Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW - World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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Faith plus dynamic dreams plus real working at it is a go-ahead formula that gets you where you want to go.
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Hollywood Phrases

Verbs

to schmooze - befriend scum
to pitch - grovel shamelessly
to brainstorm - feign preparedness
to research - procrastinate indefinitely
to network - spread disinformation
to collaborate - argue incessantly
to freelance - collect unemployment

Nouns

agent - frustrated lawyer
lawyer - frustrated producer
producer - frustrated writer
writer - frustrated director
director - frustrated actor
actor - frustrated human

Compound words

high-concept - low brow
production value - gore
entry-level - pays nothing
highly qualified - knows the producer
network approved - had made them money

Financial terms

net - something that apparently doesn't exist
gross - Michael Eisner's salary
back-end - you, if you think you'll ever see it
residuals - braces for the kids
deferral - don't hold your breath
points - see "net" or "back-end"

Common phrases

You can trust me - You must be new
It needs some polishing - Change everything
It shows promise - It stinks rotten
It needs some fine tuning - Change everything
I'd like some input - I want total control
It needs some honing - Change everything
Call me back next week - Stay out of my life
It needs some tightening - Change everything
Try and punch it up - I have no idea what I want
It needs some streamlining - Change everything
You'll never work in this town again - I have no power whatsoever.


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the media is never out to tell you the truth
rather they want you to believe what they want you to believe
they are in for the ratings
it seems ever so unfortunate
that the truth gets the worst ratings on the TV
when it gets the best ratings in life
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the media is never out to tell you the truth
rather they want you to believe what they want you to believe
they are in for the ratings
it seems ever so unfortunate
that the truth gets the worst ratings on the TV
when it gets the best ratings in life
Great thought, Thanks.
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