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Old 07-17-2008, 11:16 AM   #711 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:18 AM   #712 (permalink)
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Thanks Lotty, back for now but not sure for how long. Appreciate you caring sweet lady! Hugs for ya!
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:03 PM   #713 (permalink)
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It is great to see you back Doug!
I missed you commenting on the stuff I send here, I hope things are going well.
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:22 PM   #714 (permalink)
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It is great to see you back Doug!
I missed you commenting on the stuff I send here, I hope things are going well.
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Several of our dreams are DEPENDANT on many of other things to happen, so several times we leave Hope! But instead, desire...VISUALIZE what you want, then experience the magic! Yes, Magic. The whole conspires to fulfill your dream. If you still don't believe, try it!
Thanks, I appreciate that. Unfortanatly things are no well but thanks for asking, not sure how long I will be here. Take care and thanks for your great adds. Much appreciated. ML.
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:23 PM   #715 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:34 AM   #716 (permalink)
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Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them.
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:55 AM   #717 (permalink)
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Suggested comebacks to unsolicited, persistent telephone sales callers

* "I'm sorry, but I'm really busy right now. Give me your
home number and I'll call you back later tonight."

* In the middle of the caller's memorized sales pitch,
interrupt with: "What causes a hiccup?"

* "Shhh. Wait a minute. I'm here robbing the house. Whoa! I
think the owners just got home. Can you hold?"

* When someone asks whether a spouse is at home: "Yes, but
I never allow him/her to talk to strangers."

* When someone asks how you are: "Well, I'm having an
existential crisis at the moment. Let me explain . . ."

* "You want to sell me insurance? I've been trying to get
insurance for years, but nobody will sell me any!"

* Another response to rug-cleaners or any person offering
home services: (Break into tears and say) "Is this some
kind of joke? My house burned down last night! We lost everything!"

* To a phone company solicitor: "That sounds GREAT! Wait,
can you hold for a minute?" (Leave the phone off the hook
until he/she hangs up.)

** Use your touch-tone phone to annoy the caller by playing
"Mary Had a Little Lamb":
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6-6-6
5-5-5
6-6-6.
6-5-4-5
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5-5-6-5
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:13 PM   #720 (permalink)
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