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Old 07-24-2008, 01:36 AM   #741 (permalink)
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30 years - what a long strange trip!

1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair

1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1972: KEG
2002: EKG

1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage

1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
2002: Popping joints

1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer

1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones

1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office

1972: Disco
2002: Costco

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972: Taking acid
2002: Taking antacid

1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test

1972: Whatever
2002: Depends
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Old 07-24-2008, 10:28 AM   #746 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2008, 11:43 AM   #748 (permalink)
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Big Mud Puddles and Sunny
Yellow Dandelions
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When I look at a patch of dandelions, I

see a bunch of weeds that are going to

take over my yard.



My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing

white fluff you can wish on.


When I look at an old drunk and he smiles

at me, I see a smelly, dirty person who

probably wants money and I look away.



My kids see someone smiling at them and

they smile back.


When I hear music I love, I know I can't

carry a tune and don't have much rhythm

so I sit self-consciously and listen.



My kids feel the beat and move to it. They

sing out the words. If they don't know

them, they make up their own.


When I feel wind on my face, I brace

myself against it. I feel it messing up my

hair and pulling me back when I walk.



My kids close their eyes, spread their arms

and fly with it, until they fall to the ground laughing.


When I pray, I say thee and thou and

grant me this, give me that.



My kids say, 'Hi God! Thanks for my

toys and my friends. Please keep the bad

dreams away tonight. Sorry, I don't want

to go to Heaven yet. I would miss my

Mommy and Daddy.'


When I see a mud puddle I step around

it. I see muddy shoes and dirty carpets.

My kids sit in it. They see dams to build,

rivers to cross, and worms to play with.

Iwonder if we are given kids to teach or

to learn from? No wonder God loves the

little children!



Enjoy the little things in life, for one day

you may look back and realize they were

the big things.

I wish you Big Mud Puddles and

Sunny Yellow Dandelions!!!
and God Bless you all


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