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~ Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
~ Archaeologists will date any old thing. ~ Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs? ~ As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. ~ As I said before, I never repeat myself. ~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~ Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups. ~ At least a stopped clock is right twice a day. ~ At my age, I can't see the forest OR the trees. ~ At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all. ~ At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. ~ Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. ~ Automobile: A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people. ~ Back off! You're standing in my aura. ~ Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? ~ Bacteria: They're the only culture some people have. ~ Bad thoughts are like germs. Build up your immunity! ~ Baptism: A kind of damp Bar Mitzvah. ~ Be different. Conform. ~ Be kind...everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle. ~ Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? ~ Before you criticize someone, make sure you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes! ~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~ Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed. ~ Boldly going nowhere. ~ Born free. Taxed to death. ~ By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends. ~ Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? ~ Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 2? ~ Can you be a closet claustrophobic? ~ Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. ~ Chaos, panic, and disorder- my work here is done. ~ Children are natural mimics - they act like us in spite of all our attempts to teach them good manners. ~ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. ~ Clones are people two. ~ Comfortable truth isn't. ~ Common sense isn't. ~ Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines. ~ Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?" ~ Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 
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