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IDLE THOUGHTS OF A RETIRED PERSON
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses side saddle. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone What if there were no hypothetical questions? The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds. One nice thing about egotists They don't talk about other people. When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a 20-penny nail. |
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