07-24-2008, 01:36 AM
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30 years - what a long strange trip!
1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair
1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1972: KEG
2002: EKG
1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux
1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm
1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly
1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage
1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
2002: Popping joints
1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer
1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian
1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint
1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones
1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office
1972: Disco
2002: Costco
1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1972: Taking acid
2002: Taking antacid
1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test
1972: Whatever
2002: Depends
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07-24-2008, 02:52 AM
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07-24-2008, 02:52 AM
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07-24-2008, 05:20 AM
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07-24-2008, 10:00 AM
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I like this one Lotty and find it to be very true!
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07-24-2008, 10:28 AM
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Beautiful Add Lotty!
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07-24-2008, 10:29 AM
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Another great add as usual Lotty, Thanks!
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07-24-2008, 11:43 AM
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First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times.
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07-24-2008, 12:00 PM
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Big Mud Puddles and Sunny
Yellow Dandelions
Author Unknown
When I look at a patch of dandelions, I
see a bunch of weeds that are going to
take over my yard.
My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing
white fluff you can wish on.
When I look at an old drunk and he smiles
at me, I see a smelly, dirty person who
probably wants money and I look away.
My kids see someone smiling at them and
they smile back.
When I hear music I love, I know I can't
carry a tune and don't have much rhythm
so I sit self-consciously and listen.
My kids feel the beat and move to it. They
sing out the words. If they don't know
them, they make up their own.
When I feel wind on my face, I brace
myself against it. I feel it messing up my
hair and pulling me back when I walk.
My kids close their eyes, spread their arms
and fly with it, until they fall to the ground laughing.
When I pray, I say thee and thou and
grant me this, give me that.
My kids say, 'Hi God! Thanks for my
toys and my friends. Please keep the bad
dreams away tonight. Sorry, I don't want
to go to Heaven yet. I would miss my
Mommy and Daddy.'
When I see a mud puddle I step around
it. I see muddy shoes and dirty carpets.
My kids sit in it. They see dams to build,
rivers to cross, and worms to play with.
Iwonder if we are given kids to teach or
to learn from? No wonder God loves the
little children!
Enjoy the little things in life, for one day
you may look back and realize they were
the big things.
I wish you Big Mud Puddles and
Sunny Yellow Dandelions!!!
and God Bless you all
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07-24-2008, 05:21 PM
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