Go Back   Jokeroo Community > The Jokers Joint > Chicken Soup

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 02-18-2009, 08:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Country17's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Great Lakes State and The Sunshine State
Posts: 12,025
Rep Power: 2880
Country17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Urine Test....Sooooo True







THE JOB - URINE TEST
(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)


Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me.
I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.




In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people
Who don't have to pass a urine test.





Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check
Because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their rear end, Doing drugs, while I work. . .



Can you imagine how much money the state would save If people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't.



Hope you all will pass it along, though. Something has to change in this country soon!!!





I guess we could title that program,





'Urine or You're Out'


__________________

Country17 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 08:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
Super Moderator
 
squirt's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 355,993
Rep Power: 8572
squirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond reputesquirt has a reputation beyond repute
Default

maybe they'll give this task to the Department of Energy too! lol
__________________





squirt is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 08:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Country17's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Great Lakes State and The Sunshine State
Posts: 12,025
Rep Power: 2880
Country17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond reputeCountry17 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by squirt View Post
maybe they'll give this task to the Department of Energy too! lol
Sounds like a piss poor dept. should fit right in lol
Country17 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Red Neck Sex Test PENNMTNS Funny Jokes 8 03-12-2009 12:03 PM
True Southerners handymanmike92683 Funny Jokes 2 07-08-2004 08:30 AM
True Friends sabrake Chicken Soup 17 06-15-2004 01:51 PM
Redneck Sex Quiz caramell Funny Jokes 0 06-07-2004 04:36 PM
RedNeck Sexual IQ Test FeistyLaraCroft Funny Pictures 9 06-04-2004 12:44 PM