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Old 05-16-2009, 08:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default a little ice cream is good for the soul ...

Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, 'God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!'

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, 'That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!'

Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, 'Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?'

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, 'I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer.'

'Really?' my son asked.

'Cross my heart,' the man replied.

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), 'Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes.'

Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, 'Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already.'

The End

Sometimes, we all need some ice cream.

I hope God sends you some Ice Cream today!


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Old 05-17-2009, 03:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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aww thats so cute...ty for sharing squirt
it makes me tears lol

big hugs & love ya kristy

beautiful rainbows ice creams
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awwwwwwwwwwww ... let's go for ice cream Kristy! *big hugs* loves ya
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the ice creams ahh steven can join with us lol

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I want to known who made that rauinbow ice-cream It's far too large I keep tellijhng them, one scoop for a single cone, two for a double!
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the more the merrier! lol we'll make an afternoon of it lol
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... you wanna lick don't ya? lol they let me make it myself! lol
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