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Old 07-25-2005, 04:33 PM   #501 (permalink)
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Your too mushy mike...But sweet. How are you jungleboy? haven't heard from you in awhile. jade
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Hi Jadeladybug. Yep, I am still out here off and on. Not as much time to surf as before. Thanks for the shout. Hopefully my Angel will be back in the states in October.

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perform for us in our time of need.
I ask this in the name of Jesus, our

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One Marine vs. 20 Idiots--
Guess Who Wins?

On Friday, we noted that a score of Ohio University students and others had
staged a "die-in" to protest the liberation of Iraq. The Post, the student
newspaper, carried a letter from Marc Fencil,
a senior who is also a
Marine
currently stationed in Iraq, that is so excellent we reprint it in full:

It's a shame that I'm here in Iraq with the Marines right now and not back
at Ohio University completing my senior year and joining in blissful
ignorance with the enlightened, war-seasoned protesters who participated in
the recent "die-in" at College Gate.
It would appear that all the
action is
back home, but why don't we make sure? That's right, this is an open
invitation for you to cut your hair, take a shower, get in shape and come on
over! If Michael Moore can shave and lose enough weight to fit into a pair
of camouflage utilities, then he can come too!

Make sure you all say your good-byes to your loved ones though, because you
won't be seeing them for at least the next nine months. You need to get here
quick because I don't want you to miss a thing. You missed last month's
discovery of a basement full of suicide vests from the former regime (I'm
sure Saddam's henchmen just wore them because they were trendy though).
You
weren't here for the opening of a brand new school we built either. You
might also notice women exercising their new freedom of walking to the
market unaccompanied by their husbands.

There is a man here, we just call him al-Zarqawi, but we think he'd be
delighted to sit down and give you some advice on how you can further
disrespect the victims of Sept. 11 and the 1,600 of America's bravest who
have laid down their lives for a safer world. Of course he'll still call you
"infidel" but since you already agree that there is no real evil in the
world, I see no reason for you to be afraid. Besides, didn't you say that
radical Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance?

I'm warning you though -it's not going to be all fun and games over
here.
You might have bad dreams for the next several nights after you zip up the
body bag over a friend's disfigured face. I know you think that nothing,
even a world free of terror for one's children, is worth dying for, but bear
with me here. We're going to live in conditions you've never dreamt about.
You should get here soon though, because the temperatures are going to be
over 130 degrees very soon and we will be carrying full combat loads (we're
still going to work though). When it's all over, I promise you can go back
to your coffee houses and preach about social justice and peace while you
continue to live outside of reality.

If you decide to decline my offer, then at least you should sleep well
tonight knowing that men wearing black face masks and carrying AK-47s
yelling "Allahu Akbar" over here are proud of you and are forever indebted
to you for advancing their cause of terror. While you ponder this, I'll get
back to the real "die-in" over here. I don't mind.
What can we say but "Semper fi"?

God Bless America
Saepius Exertus, Semper Fidelis, Frater Infinitas
Often Tested, Always Faithful, Brothers Forever.
United States Marines
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Hi Mike and all. Yep, GOD BLESS AND PROTECT OUR KIDS AND FAMILY IN IRAQ.

It is a shame the war is causing strife back at home.
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Those of you who might not know, the man on the left is the Commandant of the Marine Corps, and he is proud to know the man on the right.

Maybe you'd like to hear about a real American, somebody who honored the uniform he wears

Meet Brian Chontosh
Churchville-Chili Central School
Class of 1991.



Proud graduate of the Rochester Institute of Technology.







Husband and about-to-be father. First lieutenant (now Captain) in the United States Marine Corps.

And a genuine hero, the secretary of the Navy said so yesterday.

At 29 Palms in California Brian Chontosh was presented with the Navy Cross, the second highest award for combat bravery the United States can bestow.



That's a big deal. But you won't see it on the network news tonight




And all you'll read in Brian's hometown newspaper is two paragraphs of nothing.

The odd fact about the American media in this war is that it's not covering the American military. The most plugged-in nation in the world is receiving virtually no true information about what its warriors are doing.





Oh, sure, there's a body count. We know how many Americans have fallen. And we see those same casket pictures day in and day out.





And we're almost on a first-name basis with the jerks who abused the Iraqi prisoners. And we know all about improvised explosive devices and how we lost Fallujah and what Arab public-opinion polls say about us and how the world hates us.





We get a non-stop feed of gloom and doom.

But we don't hear about the heroes.

The incredibly brave GIs who honorably do their duty. The ones our grandparents would have carried on their shoulders down Fifth Avenue.






The ones we completely ignore, like Brian Chontosh.

It was a year ago on the march into Baghdad. Brian Chontosh was a platoon leader rolling up Highway 1 in a humvee.







When all hell broke loose.

Ambush city.

The young Marines were being cut to ribbons. Mortars, machine guns, rocket propelled grenades.






And the kid out of Churchville was in charge. It was do or die and it was up to him.


So he moved to the side of his column, looking for a way to lead his men to safety. As he tried to poke a hole through the Iraqi line his humvee came under direct enemy machine gun fire. It was fish in a barrel and the Marines were the fish. And Brian Chontosh gave the order to attack.







He told his driver to floor the humvee directly at the machine gun emplacement that was firing at them. And he had the guy on top with the 50 cal unload on them.











Within moments there were Iraqis slumped across the machine gun and Chontosh was still advancing, ordering his driver now to take the humvee directly into the Iraqi trench that was attacking his Marines.







Over into the battlement the humvee went and out the door Brian Chontosh bailed, carrying an M16



and a Beretta



and 228 years of Marine Corps pride.







And he ran along the trench, with its mortars and riflemen, machineguns and grenadiers. And he killed them all.

He fought with the M16 until it was out of ammo.

Then he fought with the Beretta until it was out of ammo. Then he picked up a dead man's AK4 and fought with that until it was out of ammo.



Then he picked up another dead man's AK47 and fought with that until it was out of ammo.



At one point he even fired a discarded Iraqi RPG into an enemy cluster, sending attackers flying with its grenade explosion.






When he was done Brian Chontosh had cleared 200 yards of entrenched Iraqis from his platoon's flank. He had killed more than 20 and wounded at least as many more.






But that's probably not how he would tell it. He would probably merely say that his Marines were in trouble, and he got them out of trouble. Ooh-rah, and drive on.






"By his outstanding display of decisive leadership, unlimited courage in the face of heavy enemy fire, and utmost devotion to duty, 1st Lt. Chontosh reflected great credit upon himself and upheld the highest traditions of the Marine Corps and the United States Naval Service."

That's what the citation says.
And that's what nobody will hear.
That's what doesn't seem to be making the evening news.



Accounts of American valor are dismissed by the press as propaganda, yet accounts of American difficulties are heralded as objectivity. It makes you wonder if the role of the media is to inform or to depress - to report or to deride. To tell the truth, or to feed us lies.



But I guess it doesn't matter. We're going to turn out all right As long as men like Brian Chontosh wear our uniform.



If you are as proud of this Marine as I am, then send this to EVERYONE YOU KNOW



Written By journalist and broadcaster Bob Lonsberry

Page by Mary Jones
June---2005




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