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Old 10-04-2006, 05:51 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Freddy and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord's team was playing Satan's team.

The Lord's team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero, and it was the bottom of the 9th inning with two outs. They continued to watch as a batter stepped up to the plate whose name was Love. Love swung at the first pitch and hit a single, because Love never fails.

The next batter was named Faith, who also got a single because Faith works with Love.

The next batter up was named Godly Wisdom. Satan wound up and threw the first pitch. Godly Wisdom looked it over and let it pass: Ball one.

Three more pitches and Godly Wisdom walked, because Godly Wisdom never swings at what Satan throws.

The bases were now loaded. The Lord then turned to Freddy and told him He was now going to bring in His star player. Up to the plate stepped Grace. Freddy said, "He sure doesn't look like much!" Satan's whole team relaxed when they saw Grace. Thinking he had won the game, Satan wound up and fired his first pitch. To the shock of everyone, Grace hit the ball harder than anyone had ever seen. But Satan was not worried; his center fielder was an All-Star. He went up for the ball, but it went right through his glove, hit him on the head and sent him crashing on the ground; then it continued over the fence for a home run!

The Lord's team won!

The Lord then asked Freddy if he knew why Love, Faith, and Godly Wisdom could only get on base but could not win the game. Freddy said, “I have no idea.”

The Lord explained, "If your love, faith, and wisdom had won the game you would think you had done it by yourself. Love, Faith and Wisdom will get you on base but only My Grace can get you Home.
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The way may seem hard,

The road may be rough -
To endure to the end
You have to be tough,
But try to stand firm,
Be positive too!
Your faith can be strong,
And you will win through.

You won't be alone -
No, never my friend,
The burden is shared,
Right down to the end.
Our Father in Heaven,
And Jesus, our Lord
Are waiting to give you
Your eternal reward.
you sure are lifting my spirits these days doll...i look forward to reading these..as busy as i am at times..God's love has always seen me through...the hard times seem few compared to the good ones
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Freddy and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord's team was playing Satan's team.

The Lord's team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero, and it was the bottom of the 9th inning with two outs. They continued to watch as a batter stepped up to the plate whose name was Love. Love swung at the first pitch and hit a single, because Love never fails.

The next batter was named Faith, who also got a single because Faith works with Love.

The next batter up was named Godly Wisdom. Satan wound up and threw the first pitch. Godly Wisdom looked it over and let it pass: Ball one.

Three more pitches and Godly Wisdom walked, because Godly Wisdom never swings at what Satan throws.

The bases were now loaded. The Lord then turned to Freddy and told him He was now going to bring in His star player. Up to the plate stepped Grace. Freddy said, "He sure doesn't look like much!" Satan's whole team relaxed when they saw Grace. Thinking he had won the game, Satan wound up and fired his first pitch. To the shock of everyone, Grace hit the ball harder than anyone had ever seen. But Satan was not worried; his center fielder was an All-Star. He went up for the ball, but it went right through his glove, hit him on the head and sent him crashing on the ground; then it continued over the fence for a home run!

The Lord's team won!

The Lord then asked Freddy if he knew why Love, Faith, and Godly Wisdom could only get on base but could not win the game. Freddy said, “I have no idea.”

The Lord explained, "If your love, faith, and wisdom had won the game you would think you had done it by yourself. Love, Faith and Wisdom will get you on base but only My Grace can get you Home.
i have done nothing on my own doll...without the grace of God i am nothing...and because of His grace i have experienced love...faith and wisdom
smooches and thank you for this thread...you lift my spirits
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you sure are lifting my spirits these days doll...i look forward to reading these..as busy as i am at times..God's love has always seen me through...the hard times seem few compared to the good ones
smooches luv
I put myself in His most loving hands as I know I'm not capable of guiding my steps myself, I'm glad this helps your spirit love, this thread would not be complete without the following ... *smooches!!!*

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now, I see.

T'was Grace that taught
my heart to fear.
And Grace, my fears relieved.
How precious did that Grace appear
the hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
we have already come.
T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far
and Grace will lead us home.

The Lord has promised good to me
His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be
as long as life endures.

When we've been here ten thousand years
bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing God's praise
then when we've first begun.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now, I see.


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I put myself in His most loving hands as I know I'm not capable of guiding my steps myself, I'm glad this helps your spirit love, this thread would not be complete without the following ... *smooches!!!*

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now, I see.

T'was Grace that taught
my heart to fear.
And Grace, my fears relieved.
How precious did that Grace appear
the hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
we have already come.
T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far
and Grace will lead us home.

The Lord has promised good to me
His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be
as long as life endures.

When we've been here ten thousand years
bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing God's praise
then when we've first begun.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now, I see.



these are two more verses that i know for this hymn:
YEA WHEN THIS FLESH AND HEART SHALL FAIL
AND MORTAL LIFE SHALL CEASE
I SHALL POSSESS WITHIN THE VEIL
A LIFE OF JOY AND PEACE

THE WORLD SHALL SOON TO RUIN GO
THE SUN REFUSE TO SHINE
BUT GOD WHO CALLED ME HERE BELOW
SHALL BE FOREVER MINE

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these are two more verses that i know for this hymn:
YEA WHEN THIS FLESH AND HEART SHALL FAIL
AND MORTAL LIFE SHALL CEASE
I SHALL POSSESS WITHIN THE VEIL
A LIFE OF JOY AND PEACE

THE WORLD SHALL SOON TO RUIN GO
THE SUN REFUSE TO SHINE
BUT GOD WHO CALLED ME HERE BELOW
SHALL BE FOREVER MINE
well, there's my lesson for today, I didn't know there were more verses, thank you so much for adding them love!
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Led by God, I strive to live
As though any Christian did.
A life that was clean and just
A life like all believers must.
It's hard to say that all I do
I do for the Glory of God's Truth.
I try and try, but I have to accept.
that I can never be made perfect.
So glad am I that from this place.
I will leave and live in Grace.
Love was poured out in His Blood
from the Anointed of the Heavenly Dove.
Because of this, I do have hope
I'll walk the streets of gold.
Eternal Life has been given me.
I will eat of the life-giving tree.
After all that I have been through,
One thing, I know, is true.
That because God's Love will never cease
In Him, I have found my peace.
So led by God, I will strive to live.
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well, there's my lesson for today, I didn't know there were more verses, thank you so much for adding them love!
*smooches!!!*
you are very welcome doll...i found these extra verses while searching for the guitar music for this hymn
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:59 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Led by God, I strive to live

As though any Christian did.
A life that was clean and just
A life like all believers must.
It's hard to say that all I do
I do for the Glory of God's Truth.
I try and try, but I have to accept.
that I can never be made perfect.
So glad am I that from this place.
I will leave and live in Grace.
Love was poured out in His Blood
from the Anointed of the Heavenly Dove.
Because of this, I do have hope
I'll walk the streets of gold.
Eternal Life has been given me.
I will eat of the life-giving tree.
After all that I have been through,
One thing, I know, is true.
That because God's Love will never cease
In Him, I have found my peace.
So led by God, I will strive to live.
living in God's grace...my sins have been paid in full...great post doll...i will one day walk those streets of gold.
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living in God's grace...my sins have been paid in full...great post doll...i will one day walk those streets of gold.
smooches
in glorified bodies, together we will walk those golden streets hand in hand love ... *smooches!!!*
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