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45 | 20.00% |
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56 | 24.89% |
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6 | 2.67% |
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4 | 1.78% |
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12 | 5.33% |
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95 | 42.22% |
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11-11-2005, 03:37 AM
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Adding a bit of humor to this thread
Three good arguments There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black: 1 He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do. Amen Keep smiling, guys! 
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11-11-2005, 07:50 AM
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Thanks Keshet!
Quite funny indeed! I think 'he' was a 'she!'  Sincerely, Michael Peace is within, you are the real key, to let it out and allow others to partake in it is what brings you closer to God. God gave you a mind; use it for your own sake! The more I learn, the less I understand! |
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11-12-2005, 12:43 AM
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How can I say you a rent open minded...? Well MA, that could be something I would keep privy, but indeed, all your posts suggest unyielding.
And God...Jesus was defintely male. It was a decent joke Keshet. I just wont ever subscribe to the Lord being female...reason number one; HE would have made the females in charge.........all thru history and as leaders....and the respected ones. 
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Rigidity, the key to indoctrinator’s control!
Sister Pat!
All my posts suggest I am closed minded???? It comes as a stark surprise that one would think I am anything but open minded. I ponder why you would even make such a statement when everyone that reads my posts, expect perhaps you, would think I was so open minded that the wind blows through without resistance!    Again, I just don't know what to say about your allegations towards me, my free thinking and your inability to read the English language much less write in a clean and concise manner. Perhaps your lack of education leaves you mind closed like a vise and thus gives impetus to your inability to even attempt to challenge those dogma which you hold as self evident truths based on the fables of a historical manipulation wrought with contempt for women, humanity and the Creator alike! Furthermore, to have to ascribe a gender to a spiritual entity is mere folly and evidence of your inability to think freely much less with an open mind.  With the utmost concern for you general well being and mental health!  Sincerely, Michael Peace is within, you are the real key, to let it out and allow others to partake in it is what brings you closer to God. God gave you a mind; use it for your own sake! The more I learn, the less I understand! |
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