Was Jesus Black? - Page 9

Itsnotgonnaspankitself... · 10-05-2008, 04:29 PM

Vinnie · 10-05-2008, 05:10 PM

Face it guys, I'mk going straight to hull for this one

To the tune (and most of the lyrics) of SHAFT by Isaac Hayes

Who's the black Redemption fix
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
JESUS!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
JESUS!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
JESUS!
Right On!

They say this cat Jesus is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout JESUS.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JESUS CHRIST!

Itsnotgonnaspankitself... · 10-05-2008, 05:14 PM

Damn straight.

haha...save me an aisle seat, if you can, please and thank you...

(R.I.P., Isaac Hayes.)

Itsnotgonnaspankitself... · 10-07-2008, 06:05 AM

and so here's a little Isaac Hayes...

**kipper** · 10-08-2008, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinnie

Face it guys, I'mk going straight to hull for this one

To the tune (and most of the lyrics) of SHAFT by Isaac Hayes

Who's the black Redemption fix
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
JESUS!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
JESUS!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
JESUS!
Right On!

They say this cat Jesus is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout JESUS.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JESUS CHRIST!

And there's nothing worse than Hull on a rainy day..lol

Mimi · 10-10-2008, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kipper

And there's nothing worse than Hull on a rainy day..lol

Except for a snowball...

Jacko's unfortunate Spanky. He shouldn't say "it *don't* matter if you're black or white", then try to change his appearance if it was meant to be a credible statement, as it should be. What matters is that you're a good person... and not a politcian...

Vinnie · 10-10-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mimi

Except for a snowball...

Jacko's unfortunate Spanky. He shouldn't say "it *don't* matter if you're black or white", then try to change his appearance if it was meant to be a credible statement, as it should be. What matters is that you're a good person... and not a politcian...

You've obviously never been to Hull. Grim(sby) is not the word.

Mimi · 10-10-2008, 10:49 AM

haha! ok.. so I've never been to Grim(sby)...

Vinnie · 10-10-2008, 01:49 PM

But you've slept with kings
and you'[ve seen something
A woman ain't supposed to see.
You've been to paradise but
you've never been to Grimsby.

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10-05-2008, 05:10 PM	#82 (permalink)
Vinnie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,167 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 1348	Face it guys, I'mk going straight to hull for this one To the tune (and most of the lyrics) of SHAFT by Isaac Hayes Who's the black Redemption fix That's a sex machine to all the chicks? JESUS! Ya damn right! Who is the man that would risk his neck For his brother man? JESUS! Can you dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? JESUS! Right On! They say this cat Jesus is a bad mother SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'm talkin' 'bout JESUS. THEN WE CAN DIG IT! He's a complicated man But no one understands him but his woman JESUS CHRIST!

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Mimi Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 4,642 Rep Power: 904	haha! ok.. so I've never been to Grim(sby)...

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Vinnie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,167 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 1348	But you've slept with kings and you'[ve seen something A woman ain't supposed to see. You've been to paradise but you've never been to Grimsby.