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Old 09-26-2008, 10:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Lipsey bailout plan (just for fun)but....

THIS is a NO-BRAINER!!!!!!!!!!!







I support this plan.....



Hi to All:

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in
a 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..


So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads.
Put away money for college – I'll be there.
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs.
Invest in the market – capital drives growth.
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves.
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. Of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces!

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it... instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult

U S Citizen 18+.

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion.

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Lipsey Plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest regards,

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I know this is just for fun but can you all imagine multiplying this into the $700B bailout package. Just food for thought. lol
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that is exactly what we need!
I could use that $400K for my college and a decent house!
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It also illustrates a fundamental problem with the reporting of this crisis. The bailout is a nominal one since most of these businesses are infact solvent (the lehman bros went belly-up with some $632 billion in assets and $612 billion in liabilities that's about $20 billion in equity. The problem lies in that certain busineses are unable to quantify the extent of their assets and as a result of this the business cannot act as if they are liquid so have to take protectionist measures.
Thus if the govt. comes in to guarentee debts the chance of the guarentee being called in is very low since the govt standing behind the company means that anyone investing or trading with that company will get their money.
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