Why men don't like condoms

Marky_D_Sahdd · 06-23-2009, 02:58 AM

The US government has launched a multi-million dollar study of why men don't like using condoms. Asking this question on the internet could save several million bucks. So here is my answer:

Because it's like watching a sunset with a blindfold on, going to a flower show with a head cold, or petting your dog wearing thick gloves. Okay?

What do you think??

anna_hun · 06-23-2009, 04:10 AM

pls.goverment fund me next time...
I mite need 5 years to come up with a result
we all aready know though too..
but hey,money well spent
lmbo

stevent222 · 06-23-2009, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marky_D_Sahdd

The US government has launched a multi-million dollar study of why men don't like using condoms. Asking this question on the internet could save several million bucks. So here is my answer:

Because it's like watching a sunset with a blindfold on, going to a flower show with a head cold, or petting your dog wearing thick gloves. Okay?
What do you think??

I haven't studied it long enough to give an answer, although if given a US government grant of, oh say 100 million dollars and 5,000 test Super Models that I hand pick I would happily agree to make a servey

Iceman · 06-23-2009, 12:42 PM

The best I can remember, it is kinda like taking a bath with your shoes on..

**squirt** · 06-23-2009, 12:44 PM

I've never seen a condom up close and personal lol

but I can't imagine them bein' much fun lol

hortysir · 06-23-2009, 12:46 PM

they're fun to make water balloons out of.
never had much luck with them otherwise

Tsalagi · 06-23-2009, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hortysir

they're fun to make water balloons out of.
never had much luck with them otherwise

Take 4 Mentos mints, drop them into 2 2 liter bottle of Diet coke and cap with a condom. They make a great liquid powered rocket.

Tsalagi

**SpiderWeb** · 06-23-2009, 01:41 PM

it's not only the guys that don't like them

.... but for those that need the safety/security of them, they are needed .....

Marky_D_Sahdd · 06-23-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SpiderWeb

it's not only the guys that don't like them

.... but for those that need the safety/security of them, they are needed .....

True. They're sorta' like one of those bio hazard suits. They're really a pain, but wearing one might just save your life someday!! LOL!

Marky_D_Sahdd · 06-23-2009, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsalagi

Take 4 Mentos mints, drop them into 2 2 liter bottle of Diet coke and cap with a condom. They make a great liquid powered rocket.

Tsalagi

This might actually be the best use for condoms ever! Maybe we can sell the idea to 4H rocketry classes!

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