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Old 06-23-2009, 02:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The US government has launched a multi-million dollar study of why men don't like using condoms. Asking this question on the internet could save several million bucks. So here is my answer:





Because it's like watching a sunset with a blindfold on, going to a flower show with a head cold, or petting your dog wearing thick gloves. Okay?




What do you think??
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Old 06-23-2009, 04:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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pls.goverment fund me next time...
I mite need 5 years to come up with a result
we all aready know though too..
but hey,money well spent
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The US government has launched a multi-million dollar study of why men don't like using condoms. Asking this question on the internet could save several million bucks. So here is my answer:

Because it's like watching a sunset with a blindfold on, going to a flower show with a head cold, or petting your dog wearing thick gloves. Okay?
What do you think??
I haven't studied it long enough to give an answer, although if given a US government grant of, oh say 100 million dollars and 5,000 test Super Models that I hand pick I would happily agree to make a servey
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Old 06-23-2009, 12:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The best I can remember, it is kinda like taking a bath with your shoes on..
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Old 06-23-2009, 12:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I've never seen a condom up close and personal lol but I can't imagine them bein' much fun lol
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Old 06-23-2009, 12:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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they're fun to make water balloons out of.
never had much luck with them otherwise
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they're fun to make water balloons out of.
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Take 4 Mentos mints, drop them into 2 2 liter bottle of Diet coke and cap with a condom. They make a great liquid powered rocket.

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it's not only the guys that don't like them .... but for those that need the safety/security of them, they are needed .....
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Old 06-23-2009, 01:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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it's not only the guys that don't like them .... but for those that need the safety/security of them, they are needed .....
True. They're sorta' like one of those bio hazard suits. They're really a pain, but wearing one might just save your life someday!! LOL!
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Old 06-23-2009, 01:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Take 4 Mentos mints, drop them into 2 2 liter bottle of Diet coke and cap with a condom. They make a great liquid powered rocket.

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This might actually be the best use for condoms ever! Maybe we can sell the idea to 4H rocketry classes!
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