Are all orgasms created equal?

[squirt]

Originally Posted by mazbut

you could 'indicate', sketch it , can't you? lol

Ate is not the same as Eight, is it?? lol this is why am still hungry!

in THIS instance lol eight and ate are one and the same lol

[mazbut]

Originally Posted by squirt

in THIS instance lol eight and ate are one and the same lol

Here are some 69 jokes ...

Grow up, baby!! ;)





There is a 68, that's when you do me and I owe you one.

There is a 71, that's a sixty-nine with your thumb up each others butt.

There is a 96, but I can't remember the joke. (someone sent me an e-mail a 96 is when you have a fight).

A 77 is a lesbian act. Because it is like a 69, but you get eight (ate) twice.

A 70 is a 69 for gay men because there is an extra unit involved.

696 is a Freeway here in the Detroit Area, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere, I'm just not smart enough to come up with it. - Someone said it is a three way, but that second 6 is left out to dry... - - Maybe it is a 69 with someone masturbating in the closet?

6.9 is a good thing interupted by a period.

72 is a 69 with 3 people watching.(I think at this point we are stretching it a bit... That one isn't funny at all)

Here is another Joke:

What is a safe speed for sex? Sixty-eight because at Sixty-nine you eat it. (thanks to the e-mailer that sent in that one).

And another:

Why did all of the girl numbers want to go out with 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

One More:

A group of Lesbians and a group of gay men are all supposed to leave the city for a vacation in the mountains. Each group is scheduled to leave home at 5:00 PM. Which group arrives first?

The Lesbians: While the gay men were packing their shit, the Lesbians were doing 69.

Here is a related joke you can tell your kids:

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

Nice Belt.

[indianajoe]

so far most of my orgasms have been pretty equal...

[hortysir]

138 = dinner for 4

[squirt]

I don't wanna grow up lol

[Mimi]

Originally Posted by mazbut

Why did all of the girl numbers want to go out with 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

ok.. when I was a child, that joke was: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

I think my first adult jokes were.. Why is pubic hair curly? So it doesn't poke you in the eye! AND.. What's the best way to get rid of pubic hair? (then you make spitting noises like you're spitting it out)

[mazbut]

Originally Posted by Mimi

ok.. when I was a child, that joke was: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

I think my first adult jokes were.. Why is pubic hair curly? So it doesn't poke you in the eye! AND.. What's the best way to get rid of pubic hair? (then you make spitting noises like you're spitting it out)

am not sure if men and women also felt 'orgasm' in their mouths? lol I mean when it came to 8. lol

[Mimi]

Well I guess that goes without saying.. anything..