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    A South Dakota prison inmate is suing the hospital where he was circumcised as a newborn, saying he only recently became aware that he'd undergone the procedure and that it robbed him of his sexual prowess.Dean Cochrun, 28, is asking for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages. He also asks in the lawsuit that his foreskin be restored "in the hopes I could feel whole again," though he acknowledged that he didn't expect such a restoration to be anything more than aesthetic.Cochrun, who is imprisoned in Sioux Falls on a kidnapping conviction, filed the federal lawsuit Friday against Sanford Hospital. Cochrun claims that an "unknown doctor" at the then-named Sioux Valley Hospital misled his mother to believe that the procedure was medically necessary. Cochrun argues that the procedure was unnecessary, unethical and without medical benefit."I was recently made aware of the fact that I had been (circumcised) and that ... I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to in my person," he argued in the lawsuit, adding that neither he nor his partners would "have that sensitivity during sexual intercourse and have a normal sex life."Cochrun isn't represented by a lawyer in the lawsuit, which includes a letter from Sanford officials responding to a letter requesting that his foreskin be replaced. Patient relations representative DyAnn Smith replied that Sanford would not pay for the procedure."There will be no further correspondence about this matter," she wrote.



    O.K., where can you get a replacement foreskin?

    Of course he seems like such a prick that there ought to be more than ample skin available to do a graft.

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    How do you "recently become aware" of being circumcised?

    Personally, I see no reason forth is snip but others do. This case sounds like a money grab but, if the mother was advised it was a neccessity when it wasn't, there is a case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie View Post
    How do you "recently become aware" of being circumcised?


    When you've lost weight and you can actually see over your belly I s'pose, also know if your shoelaces are undone...
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    Oh CRAP! he's in prison got a lot of time on his hands you'd be surprised at some of the things they come up with and take it to court. Believe me I know cause most of the prisons have computers now that the inmates are able to use. Of course he does not have lawyer, he's got google.

    I now a guy in prison that wanted to sue his wife because she had stopped sending him money. He clams that when she did this it stopped the way he was accustomed to living.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevent222 View Post
    Believe me I know cause most of the prisons have computers now that the inmates are able to use.
    Maybe so out there in Granola land, but not in Texas! There are tons of cell phones being smuggled in but computers are well locked down with no internet access.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie View Post
    How do you "recently become aware" of being circumcised?

    Personally, I see no reason for this snip but others do. This case sounds like a money grab but, if the mother was advised it was a neccessity when it wasn't, there is a case.

    He's probably not seen his mother in 20 years, and doesn't have a clue what she was told.
    And how did he know he had lost "sensitivity" if he had never had anything to compare it with. And arse sensitivity would be his main clue anyhow!

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    Lemme think. He'd never seen an uncut until he went to jail.
    Was that in the shower or in a gang bang?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsalagi View Post
    Maybe so out there in Granola land, but not in Texas! There are tons of cell phones being smuggled in but computers are well locked down with no internet access.
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    Yes I guess that is a big problem with all prisons now days about cellphones. Although like I said they have way to much time on there hands and are able to get to the law library if not on a computer.
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    If you ignore the location of the plaintiff then what he claims, if true, is serious. It would appear that "lifestyle choices" we're being pushed as medical necessity. We would not query the action ability of forced sterilisation but feel this may be rediculous merely upon the location of the pursuer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodgrief View Post
    Lemme think. He'd never seen an uncut until he went to jail.
    Was that in the shower or in a gang bang?
    That is known as "drop the soap", I believe.

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    Over here in the UK we can replace pricks..............Members of Parliament!

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    I think if it's just for cosmetic purposes a bit of pink bubblegum stretched over the bell end would suffice. may be a tad difficult to peel off afterwards mind you, unless your girlfriend likes bubblegum of course...
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    How about wearing a condom permanently?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodgrief View Post
    How about wearing a condom permanently?
    Not sure that will solve the problem.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    Not sure that will solve the problem.



    Is his name Richard Head?
    Is he dating an elephant?

    No, seriously (not really).... That isn't the body part I was thinking of.
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    Might not be a bad idea. Read about an unmarried 20 something year old woman living with her mother. She has 8 kids by 8 baby daddies. Each time she has one, she goes down to C.P.S. and says she can't take care of it and please put it in a foster home. Her mother then goes down and asks to foster it. Is paid $1,500 a month for foster care expenses. 8 X 1,500 = $12,000 a month, or $144,000 a year And then there are the food stamps, medic aide, free school breakfasts, lunches all year long. Add eyeglasses, orthodonics, etc. They are living in high cotton at our expense.
    We should make them get the 5 year Norplant contraceptive if she can't or won't identify the baby daddy! That will greatly reduce the "welfare babies' to a more manageable level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsalagi View Post
    Might not be a bad idea. Read about an unmarried 20 something year old woman living with her mother. She has 8 kids by 8 baby daddies. Each time she has one, she goes down to C.P.S. and says she can't take care of it and please put it in a foster home. Her mother then goes down and asks to foster it. Is paid $1,500 a month for foster care expenses. 8 X 1,500 = $12,000 a month, or $144,000 a year And then there are the food stamps, medic aide, free school breakfasts, lunches all year long. Add eyeglasses, orthodonics, etc. They are living in high cotton at our expense.
    We should make them get the 5 year Norplant contraceptive if she can't or won't identify the baby daddy! That will greatly reduce the "welfare babies' to a more manageable level.

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    That happens here as well. I know a family who has been on welfare for 3 generations. The girls get pregnant, they get an apartment, food, utilities and money. The boyfriend is on welfare as well. He gets a monthly cheque.
    Dire Straights said it well: Money for nothing and the chicks are free!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodgrief View Post
    Is his name Richard Head?
    Is he dating an elephant?

    No, seriously (not really).... That isn't the body part I was thinking of.




    So we're talking kinky huh?....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    So we're talking kinky huh?....

    Purrrrhaps.

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    There used to be a circumcision clinic next door to a great steak house I used to frequent. The onion rings were always thick and a tad chewy, and I often wondered if they were doing business with the clinic....discuss...

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