Cat Hunting Legal?!!!

[dave289]

OK .... I've just found that my cat keeps a daily diary with the following entries ....

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed. DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan ...... DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time.

.... will someone please pass me that rifle now ??

.... here, kitty kitty kitty ....

[perkybitch]

Originally Posted by dragonlady286

LOL.. Guess they come when they're ready, huh? My oldest was born 15 days before my b-day.. She's a Gemini, too.. and also my most favorite of b-day gifts.

Aren't we lucky??? Here's a pic of us that I took with my Webcam a few weeks ago...

[dragonlady286]

Originally Posted by dave289

OK .... I've just found that my cat keeps a daily diary with the following entries ....


.... will someone please pass me that rifle now ??

.... here, kitty kitty kitty ....

No Dave!! Don't join the bad guys..

[vampyvixen]

Originally Posted by perkybitch

Aren't we lucky??? Here's a pic of us that I took with my Webcam a few weeks ago...

now i know i love you perky! lmao joke nice looking pic hun

[dragonlady286]

Originally Posted by perkybitch

Aren't we lucky??? Here's a pic of us that I took with my Webcam a few weeks ago...

Great pic, PB! She looks ornery.. lol.. Gotta love how they're so cute even when looking like they could turn the world on it's ear..

BTW, dear.. I'd never seen a pic of ya.. VERY pretty!!

Thanks for sharing!

[Tsalagi]

Originally Posted by vampyvixen

now i know i love you perky! lmao joke nice looking pic hun

And a very nice looking Perky, even in jammies!

T

[Grandpa1968]

For those interested in supporting the cause, heers a link for an order form to get your own "Don't Shoot The Cat" T-Shirt
http://www.dontshootthecat.com/DSTC%20T-shirt%20order%20form.doc



GodBless (nothing serious mint by 'stupid' remark)

[LadydeMontego]

Grandpa.... where's the shirts for those that are all for it?!?

[Grandpa1968]

[LadydeMontego]

Nice, Grandpa....