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    Icon16 Similarities between the Assassinations of Kennedy and Lincoln!

    Similarities Between the Assassinations
    of Kennedy and Lincoln


    by Ron Kurtus (revised 8 December 2002)
    Shortly after John F. Kennedy was assassinated, a comparison of the circumstances of his death and the assassination of Abraham Lincoln surfaced. That comparison pointed out some amazing coincidences or synchronicity.

    Questions you may have are:

    • What were the comparisons?
    • Is there any significance to them?
    • Is this just a coincidence or what?
    This lesson will try to answer those questions.

    Comparison of events

    The following chart compares the amazing coincidences in the deaths of Lincoln and Kennedy. Some items that are commonly listed in this comparison have been deleted as incorrect, thanks to reader feedback.

    Lincoln

    Kennedy

    Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846

    Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946

    He was elected President in 1860

    He was elected President in 1960

    His wife lost a child while living in the White House

    His wife lost a child while living in the White House

    He was directly concerned with Civil Rights

    He was directly concerned with Civil Rights

    Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to the theater

    Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas

    Lincoln was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife

    Kennedy was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife

    Lincoln shot in the Ford Theatre

    Kennedy shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford

    He was killed on a Friday

    He was killed on a Friday

    The assassin, John Wilkes Booth, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters

    The assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters

    Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and fled to a warehouse

    Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and fled to a theater

    Booth was killed before being brought to trial

    Oswald was killed before being brought to trial

    Lincoln's successor was Andrew Johnson, born in 1808

    Kennedy's successor was Lyndon Johnson, born in 1908

    In conclusion

    Facts concerning the assassination of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy are amazingly similar. It is uncertain if such coincidences have any meaning, but they certainly are strange.

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    didn't thay both have dark hair also? woo-eee-oooo!!!!
    LOL
    Just teasing OZZ!!!!
    Redd it B4, but now I have a quick referrence, TYVM
    GodBless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzman60
    Similarities Between the Assassinations
    of Kennedy and Lincoln




    Comparison of events

    The following chart compares the amazing coincidences in the deaths of Lincoln and Kennedy. Some items that are commonly listed in this comparison have been deleted as incorrect, thanks to reader feedback.

    Lincoln

    Kennedy

    Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846

    Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946

    He was elected President in 1860

    He was elected President in 1960

    His wife lost a child while living in the White House

    His wife lost a child while living in the White House

    He was directly concerned with Civil Rights

    He was directly concerned with Civil Rights

    Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to the theater

    Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas

    Lincoln was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife

    Kennedy was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife

    Lincoln shot in the Ford Theatre

    Kennedy shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford

    He was killed on a Friday

    He was killed on a Friday

    The assassin, John Wilkes Booth, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters

    The assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters

    Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and fled to a warehouse

    Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and fled to a theater

    Booth was killed before being brought to trial

    Oswald was killed before being brought to trial

    Lincoln's successor was Andrew Johnson, born in 1808

    Kennedy's successor was Lyndon Johnson, born in 1908



    1. Well, let's see! The first two coincidinks are 100 years apart!
    2. Kennedy had little impact on Civil Rights! It was Johnson's Great Society Program that activated the Civil Rights movement.
    3. How does the theatre and Dallas have any connection? The theatre was in Washington, DC.
    4. There is a great belief that Kennedy was shot in the front of the head, from the grassy knoll.
    5. If Oswald actually shot Kennedy, he was found in a theatre.
    6. Andrew Johnson was a Republican, Lyndon was a Democrat
    Andrew was from Tennessee, Lyndon from Texas. And a hundred years separated them too.
    7. Ozzie Osburn pissed on the wall of the Alamo, then got rabies from biting off the head of a bat. Somewhere, that must fit in there, too.

    T
    Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the universe.
    Albert Einstein
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandpa1968
    didn't thay both have dark hair also? woo-eee-oooo!!!!
    LOL
    Just teasing OZZ!!!!
    Redd it B4, but now I have a quick referrence, TYVM
    GodBless
    Now that you mention it...yes, they both had dark hair! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsalagi
    1. Well, let's see! The first two coincidinks are 100 years apart!
    2. Kennedy had little impact on Civil Rights! It was Johnson's Great Society Program that activated the Civil Rights movement.
    3. How does the theatre and Dallas have any connection? The theatre was in Washington, DC.
    4. There is a great belief that Kennedy was shot in the front of the head, from the grassy knoll.
    5. If Oswald actually shot Kennedy, he was found in a theatre.
    6. Andrew Johnson was a Republican, Lyndon was a Democrat
    Andrew was from Tennessee, Lyndon from Texas. And a hundred years separated them too.
    7. Ozzie Osburn pissed on the wall of the Alamo, then got rabies from biting off the head of a bat. Somewhere, that must fit in there, too.

    T
    Absolutely Jimmy Swaggert called Ozzy the spawn of Satan...Jimmy, like Jim Jones committed a like coincidental suicide. Ten years after making that outragious remark, Mr. Swaggart got busted with his pants down with then prostitute Jessica Hagn!

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