Texas woman arrested for selling sex toys

**essex boy** · 02-25-2004, 10:37 PM

Webb, a former elementary school teacher, was arrested on charges that she broke a Texas obscenity law that bans the sale of items "designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."

Webb says the investigators, who had posed as a couple, had her arrested after she helped them choose a few sex toys to purchase through Passion Parties, a company she joined in June. She now faces a year in prison and a $4,000 fine if convicted.

Webb is just one of many women — housewives, grandmothers and mothers — who have joined Passion Parties in an effort to make a living while educating ladies on how to spice up their sex life. She distinguishes the so-called passion parties from Tupperware parties with the phrase "they burp, we buzz," but she says her parties are just as innocent as those featuring food storage items.

"I saw this as great opportunity to help educate women, help encourage them to open up the lines of communication between them and their partners and be able to enhance their relationships," explains Webb, who organizes the parties in and around Burleson, Texas, 15 miles south of Fort Worth.

Webb's husband of 20 years, Chris, says his wife's arrest is an outrage.

"I'm proud of Joanne beyond belief," he says. "I just see her as a national hero … standing up for other women in her business, standing up for women and couples around the country, even around the world to express themselves and love one another."

beerman · 02-26-2004, 01:36 AM

hummmm....does she give demostrations too????

really though... most states should get rid of outdated blue laws that are on the books

**essex boy** · 02-26-2004, 06:49 AM

They can own a gun but they can't own a vibrator,Is it just me that's confused?

homeinspec · 02-29-2004, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by essex boy

They can own a gun but they can't own a vibrator,Is it just me that's confused?

If it is then that makes two of us Essex,,,,,,,,hard to belive in this day and age,,,,,,

Phantom · 03-03-2004, 06:47 AM

This Is About The Most Ignorant Arrest I Have Ever Seen, I Think That They Should Make Bulletts That Cause You To Have An Orgasm.
Just Imagine All Anyone Does After Sex Is Go To Sleep -- There Would Never Be Any Violent Areest Made Shoot Them With The Bullit After They Cum The Sleep You Take Them To Jail.
But Seriously This Country Really Needs To Get A Little More Liberal About Sex This Kind Of Stuf Is Stupid , Unless She Was Selling To The Students !!!!!!!!

sallyanne · 03-03-2004, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by essex boy

They can own a gun but they can't own a vibrator,Is it just me that's confused?

lol.. The sad thing is that they probably wouldn't need guns if more of them had vibrators.

Phantom · 03-03-2004, 07:45 AM

So Very True

**SpiderWeb** · 03-03-2004, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sallyanne

lol.. The sad thing is that they probably wouldn't need guns if more of them had vibrators.

well said sallyanne............

this is unbelieveable, the woman is not the only demonstrator in the state, what are they going to do, arrest and convict all of them??? i think they need to change the antiquated law and move on into the 21st century.....

sallyanne · 03-03-2004, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rweb

well said sallyanne............

this is unbelieveable, the woman is not the only demonstrator in the state, what are they going to do, arrest and convict all of them??? i think they need to change the antiquated law and move on into the 21st century.....

Thanks rweb.. Fortunately, you can have guns

and vibrators (sorry.. couldn't find a vibrator pic) in Louisiana. Woo hoo for the coon asses!!!! lol..

theifoncross · 03-03-2004, 10:10 AM

I'll bet anything that there was some sort of personal fued between this woman and someone connected with law enforcement in some way. That person probably had to research old outdated laws that everyone else has forgotten about just to find something to get revenge on her with. One old law still on the books in many places is that it's illegal for a horseless carriage (car) to cross a bridge at night without someone walking so many feet in front of them with a lantern to warn anyone with a horse. I can't help but wonder when some asshole is gonna use that one for revenge.

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essex boy Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Southend,Essex,England Posts: 44,266 Rep Power: 4912	Texas woman arrested for selling sex toys Webb, a former elementary school teacher, was arrested on charges that she broke a Texas obscenity law that bans the sale of items "designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." Webb says the investigators, who had posed as a couple, had her arrested after she helped them choose a few sex toys to purchase through Passion Parties, a company she joined in June. She now faces a year in prison and a $4,000 fine if convicted. Webb is just one of many women — housewives, grandmothers and mothers — who have joined Passion Parties in an effort to make a living while educating ladies on how to spice up their sex life. She distinguishes the so-called passion parties from Tupperware parties with the phrase "they burp, we buzz," but she says her parties are just as innocent as those featuring food storage items. "I saw this as great opportunity to help educate women, help encourage them to open up the lines of communication between them and their partners and be able to enhance their relationships," explains Webb, who organizes the parties in and around Burleson, Texas, 15 miles south of Fort Worth. Webb's husband of 20 years, Chris, says his wife's arrest is an outrage. "I'm proud of Joanne beyond belief," he says. "I just see her as a national hero … standing up for other women in her business, standing up for women and couples around the country, even around the world to express themselves and love one another." __________________

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beerman Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: wisconsin...land of cow shit and beer farts Posts: 235 Rep Power: 23	hummmm....does she give demostrations too???? really though... most states should get rid of outdated blue laws that are on the books __________________ beer.....necter of the gods beer.....a six pack is a support group beer.....helping people enjoy sex since 1862 beer.....helps a man show his emotions;spill one and he'll cry

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Phantom Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: in the south from the north Posts: 694 Rep Power: 53	This Is About The Most Ignorant Arrest I Have Ever Seen, I Think That They Should Make Bulletts That Cause You To Have An Orgasm. Just Imagine All Anyone Does After Sex Is Go To Sleep -- There Would Never Be Any Violent Areest Made Shoot Them With The Bullit After They Cum The Sleep You Take Them To Jail. But Seriously This Country Really Needs To Get A Little More Liberal About Sex This Kind Of Stuf Is Stupid , Unless She Was Selling To The Students !!!!!!!! __________________ THE PHANTOM ;SUPERMAN ONLY BIGGER AND BADDER

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Phantom Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: in the south from the north Posts: 694 Rep Power: 53	So Very True __________________ THE PHANTOM ;SUPERMAN ONLY BIGGER AND BADDER

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theifoncross Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: panama city beach florida Posts: 2,376 Rep Power: 52	I'll bet anything that there was some sort of personal fued between this woman and someone connected with law enforcement in some way. That person probably had to research old outdated laws that everyone else has forgotten about just to find something to get revenge on her with. One old law still on the books in many places is that it's illegal for a horseless carriage (car) to cross a bridge at night without someone walking so many feet in front of them with a lantern to warn anyone with a horse. I can't help but wonder when some asshole is gonna use that one for revenge.