03-29-2004, 07:13 AM
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
Be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.  Hey Handymanmike I thought u might like this one!!!! Kisses Harley Girl |
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03-29-2004, 09:22 AM
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yeppers.....and may i add that my plan is doing quite well..thank you...
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beer.....necter of the gods  beer.....a six pack is a support group  beer.....helping people enjoy sex since 1862  beer.....helps a man show his emotions;spill one and he'll cry 
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03-30-2004, 11:31 AM
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 Just bought a house and car so the Harley has to wait. I have to be content with riding on the back for now!!! My day will come. You like miller high life??? i've never had it i've had miller geuine draft - does it tase anything like that? I'll have to have one next time i go to the bar i'll let ya know how i like it. Would you like me to drink one for you too?? Take it easy beerman - i luvs the beer! Kisses Harley Girl 
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