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Jokeroo Community http://board.jokeroo.com The top place to meet great friends with a sense of humor! en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:42:38 GMT vBulletin 60 http://board.jokeroo.com/jokeroov2/misc/rss.jpg Jokeroo Community http://board.jokeroo.com Thanksgiving Quiz http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137824-thanksgiving-quiz.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:35:41 GMT Turkey Trivia Quiz (http://home.aristotle.net/Thanksgiving/trivia-submit.asp) I got 6/20,probably about average for an Englishman :laugh: Turkey Trivia Quiz

I got 6/20,probably about average for an Englishman :laugh: ]]> The Society essex boy http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137824-thanksgiving-quiz.html More sadness for our Wall Street Republican friends http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures/137823-more-sadness-our-wall-street-republican-friends.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:26:50 GMT Image: http://i46.tinypic.com/2j5hrw0.gif

]]> Funny Pictures Pixsurguy http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures/137823-more-sadness-our-wall-street-republican-friends.html The answer to an age-old question http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures-pg-13/137822-answer-age-old-question.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:22:20 GMT Image: http://i50.tinypic.com/5czlty.jpg :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:

:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil: ]]> Pixsurguy http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures-pg-13/137822-answer-age-old-question.html A Story to read to your little children. http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137821-story-read-your-little-children.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:31:28 GMT

When I grow up
written by Michelle Thorpe

Jill and Henry are in the library reading their favourite book.
Jill's favourite book is about animal adventures. Henry's favourite book is
about dragons and knights.
"I know what I want to be when I am older." Jill said proudly, gazing down at her book. Jill looked back up and smiled at her best friend. Jill and Henry were both five years old. She liked Henry's spiky hair and his icy blue eyes. He gave her goose bumps when ever she looked at him. Henry smoothed down his black jacket and blue jeans then smiled back at her, gazing into her hazel brown eyes and long chestnut-coloured hair. Jill liked pink and was wearing her favourite pink blouse and a white pair of jeans. They were both fairly slim and two and a half feet all, though Henry was a couple of inches taller. He tore his eyes away from his friend and focused on his book.
"What's that then? I am going to be a body guard in an iron suit and protect the world from monsters and bad people." Henry grinned, placing his book back on the shelf. "I'm ganna be just like my favourite character."

"Which one?" She asked, smiling at her best friend. They have been friends for nearly one year.

"I don't know. I can't remember his name. I can remember that he is really cool."

"I want to be a writer and write lovely stories for other children to listen to and read." Jill sighed, staring hopelessly at the millions of books around her. "The problem is, there are just so many. How will I ever be able to compete?"

"You don't compete." Henry grinned. "Your story has to be different from everyone else's work. That's why all the people are sucessfull, they are all different. Even if the storyline is generally the same, people add their own style. Romance books are all the same too. Boy meets Girl, they fall in love, they fight, then make up again and live happily ever after."

Jill thought for a moment and sighed. "You're right. Thanks Henry. They leave the library and suddenly find themselves in an unfamiliar place.

"Wow, where are we?"

"I don't know. In the future, I guess." Henry responded. The lines on his forehead deepened. Ill at ease, Henry stayed close by Jill's side. Jill and Henry looked at a news paper article that was displayed on the news paper rack. Jill was holding up the best seller of the year award.

A huge crowd gathered outside the library whispering and gasping excitedly at one another. The crowd rushed over to
ask for autographs."No, sorry." Jill grinned, smiling widely at her growing fan club.

"Where do you live? We can come and show you what we made for you." The gang cheered. Jill backed away slowly, her cheeks glowing red.

"I don't think that is a good idea. I never give my address to strangers." She explained.

"We are not strangers, we are your biggest fans!" The crowd began to move closer, surrounding them.

"I think we should leave." Henry muttered, pulling her behind him.

"OK Henry. I want to go home now." Jill mumbled. Jill and Henry ran from the growing mob. The crowd screamed and pursued them down the street until Jill and Henry reached a dark alley. There were several bins in a line, cluttered with wasted food and litter.
Henry pulled Jill into the alley and hid behind the bins. "Oh, this place smells terrible!" Jill wrinkled her nose. Henry raised the collar of his shirt above his nose, trying not to breath in the foul odor. The mob ran past them in the alley and finally out of sight.

"Quickly now, before they return." Henry said, helping Jill up from the damp, cold floor.

They climb on top of a big metal box to get away. Henry helped Jill up first, then followed closely behind her. "I've found them!" Someone shouted. Jill and Henry were so suprised that they fell back and fell into the box with a bump, everything went very dark.
When Jill and Henry woke up, they were no longer in a big metal box.
They have been day dreaming and have just fallen off a step at the library entrance.

"I've found them!" A voice shrilled. It was just Henry's mother calling. "We have been looking all over the library for you two. It's time to go home." Henry and Jill looked at each other, shrugging their shoulders.

"I don't think being extremely famous is such a good idea anymore. Too many people will know my name and would want to know where I live. I would never be able to get some peace!" Jill decided.

"I agree." Henry laughed, "You would be much safer that way. I don't think I could ever leave you alone, you would get into far too much trouble without me!"

Then, their parents walked in. "Time to go home." They said, resting their hands on their hips. They walked home with their parents, looking forward to seeing each other the next day.

"Goodbye Henry!" Jill called, waving happily.

"Goodbye Jill, good luck with your next book!" Henry laughed.

Jill's mother looked down at her daughter, frowning. "Your next book? What have you two been doing all day?"

"We were pretending to be grown ups." Jill said proudly.

"Really? Did you have fun?"

"It was OK, but I think I will stay as a child for a little bit longer."

"That's good to hear." Her Mum laughed.

The End.

]]> The Society 100%Bitch http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137821-story-read-your-little-children.html Damn !!! Caught once AGAIN. http://board.jokeroo.com/battle-sexes/137820-damn-caught-once-again.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:02:42 GMT Image: http://i49.tinypic.com/2hobt6s.jpg

]]> Battle of Sexes Pixsurguy http://board.jokeroo.com/battle-sexes/137820-damn-caught-once-again.html <![CDATA[Koni's first wanking comp.]]> http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137819-konis-first-wanking-comp.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:20:31 GMT The bold boy entered a wanking comp. It was based on Bingo. The rules were everyone had to start at the same time and the first to cum had to shout house.
Two mins later someone shouted. Two mins after that Koni is still thrashing away. " Hey Koni you can stop now, someone shouted "house said another contestant.
"I know", said Koni, " But it might be a false call"!:) ]]> Funny Jokes brilor http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137819-konis-first-wanking-comp.html Good girl!?! http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures-pg-13/137818-good-girl.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:16:53 GMT Image: http://i28.tinypic.com/2wn31xv.jpg :devil::crazy:

:devil::crazy: ]]> anna_hun http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures-pg-13/137818-good-girl.html M E X I C A N Words of the Day http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137816-m-e-x-i-c-n-words-day.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:33:03 GMT Mexican Words Of The Day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.

4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?
]]> Funny Jokes Miss_Manzy http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137816-m-e-x-i-c-n-words-day.html Hiding under the habit http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137815-hiding-under-habit.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:19:37 GMT A soldier asks a nun," the MP`s are after me,i don`t want to go to Afghanistan, can i hide under you habit till it`s safe."she said ok, so he scuttles underneath.
When the MP`s pass, he comes out of hiding, and said to the nun," thank you very much.may i say,i could not help but notice, that you have a nice pair of legs." the nun replied," if you looked further up you would also noticed a nice pair of balls, i don`t want to go to Afghanistan either." ]]> Funny Jokes konifur2 http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137815-hiding-under-habit.html What Is It? #43 http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137814-what-43-a.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:48:02 GMT These machines all make slightly different varieties of the same product; what would that be? Image: http://image-uploader.com/files/vvnfuht7kpd4msq5o1r7.jpg (http://image-uploader.com/) Image: http://image-uploader.com/files/w5fwbju88556n71tz78w.jpg (http://image-uploader.com/) Image: http://image-uploader.com/files/qyskvld815mmi2emtk1r.jpg (http://image-uploader.com/)

These machines all make slightly different varieties of the same product; what would that be?

]]> The Society Bamber http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137814-what-43-a.html A scary groaner http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137813-scary-groaner.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:15:18 GMT I went to the Chinese take-away and got a meal for two,which was all put in a huge paper bag.
i got in the car and place the bag on the passenger seat.I heard the bag rustle, when i looked i saw a pair of eyes looking over the top of the bag then they disappeared back down again.i was so shocked and scared i nearly crashed the car.
I looked again at the bag just in time to see the eyes disappear back into the bag again.
I stopped the car and jumped out and ran back to the takeaway,leaving the scary thing in the bag on the seat.
I shouted to the man in the shop," what the hells going on, there is something scary in that bag you gave me!"
The Chinaman,said carmly," you no worry,it is only Peking duck." ]]> Funny Jokes konifur2 http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137813-scary-groaner.html Please Pray for My Brother Tony http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137812-please-pray-my-brother-tony.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:20:47 GMT This is him Now I have Cried so much sense I got the news I can't Sleep & it's hard for me to eat This has Made me Sick!!! I always Looked out for him when where growing up if someone messed with him They had to deal with me I Guess thats what big sisters are for!!! He Has 4 Children 3 Girls & one boy So today I'm asking God for a Miracal Because I know that God is More then able to heal Him But if God takes him on Home Please Pray That he will give me a Peace Over this!!! Thank you so very much for all your Prayers God Bless us all Much Love Laila Image: http://i25.tinypic.com/4t3d6f.jpg ]]>

I Come to you all with a Heavy Heart This Morning,
My Brother is in the Hospital Fighting for his Life
We where Told by the Doctor That he Has Cancer
& it is in all of his Body Lungs Liver Stomach Bones
Blood & that He has a Month or two to live
He was staying with me for the pass 7 weeks
& we had no Idea that he was this Sick
he had been hurting sense June
My Husband toke him to ER Last Tuesday Night
Because he was in so much Pain
But believe Me we never Thought it was This Bad
He thought he had a Pinch Nerve in his hip & a upset Stomach.
But His Organs where Shutting down.
My Mom & dad & sister Came up From GA
to see him & my Son is coming on sat up here
I Feel like I am in a Nightmare & can't weak up
He is only 44 yr's old his Birthday is on Dec 3
He has a heart of Gold
he's the type of Guy when you meet him you feel you've Known Him for ever!!!
This is How he Looked 4 years ago

The Guy with the Sun glasses is My Brother
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This is him Now
I have Cried so much sense I got the news I can't Sleep & it's hard for me to eat This has Made me Sick!!!
I always Looked out for him when where growing up if someone messed with him They had to deal with me
I Guess thats what big sisters are for!!!
He Has 4 Children 3 Girls & one boy
So today I'm asking God for a Miracal
Because I know that God is More then able to heal Him
But if God takes him on Home
Please Pray That he will give me a Peace Over this!!!
Thank you so very much
for all your Prayers
God Bless us all
Much Love Laila

]]> The Society Sexylady007 http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137812-please-pray-my-brother-tony.html <![CDATA[Pinocchio's Problem.]]> http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137811-pinocchios-problem.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:59:46 GMT Pinocchio had just finished having sex with his girlfriend, and he asked her, "So ... how was I?" She said, "Well, Pinocchio ... I hate to say this, but when we have sex, you give me splinters!"

Pinocchio was devastated. He went running to Gepetto, crying, "My girlfriend says that when we have sex, I give her splinters! Is there anything you can do?"

Gepetto says, "What you need, my boy, is a piece of sandpaper. Use this once a day, and that'll solve the problem."

About a month later, Gepetto ran into Pinocchio on the street. "How was that sandpaper I gave you?" He asked. "Are you still having problems with the girls?"

"Girls?" Pinocchio asked. "Who needs girls?" :laugh: ]]> Funny Jokes brilor http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/137811-pinocchios-problem.html Leave it to the roo ladies...!?! http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures-pg-13/137809-leave-roo-ladies.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:31:26 GMT Image: http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k253/firemanD/titties.jpg :o

:o ]]> anna_hun http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures-pg-13/137809-leave-roo-ladies.html <![CDATA[Why I don't eat Mcdonald's?]]> http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures/137808-why-i-dont-eat-mcdonalds.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:15:57 GMT Image: http://i50.tinypic.com/21y140.jpg :)

:) ]]> Funny Pictures mazbut http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures/137808-why-i-dont-eat-mcdonalds.html