Jokeroo Community - The Society http://board.jokeroo.com en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:19:01 GMT vBulletin 60 http://board.jokeroo.com/jokeroov2/misc/rss.jpg Jokeroo Community - The Society http://board.jokeroo.com Thanksgiving Quiz http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137824-thanksgiving-quiz.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:35:41 GMT Turkey Trivia Quiz (http://home.aristotle.net/Thanksgiving/trivia-submit.asp) I got 6/20,probably about average for an Englishman :laugh: Turkey Trivia Quiz

I got 6/20,probably about average for an Englishman :laugh: ]]> The Society essex boy http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137824-thanksgiving-quiz.html A Story to read to your little children. http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137821-story-read-your-little-children.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:31:28 GMT
When I grow up
written by Michelle Thorpe




Jill and Henry are in the library reading their favourite book.
Jill's favourite book is about animal adventures. Henry's favourite book is
about dragons and knights.
"I know what I want to be when I am older." Jill said proudly, gazing down at her book. Jill looked back up and smiled at her best friend. Jill and Henry were both five years old. She liked Henry's spiky hair and his icy blue eyes. He gave her goose bumps when ever she looked at him. Henry smoothed down his black jacket and blue jeans then smiled back at her, gazing into her hazel brown eyes and long chestnut-coloured hair. Jill liked pink and was wearing her favourite pink blouse and a white pair of jeans. They were both fairly slim and two and a half feet all, though Henry was a couple of inches taller. He tore his eyes away from his friend and focused on his book.
"What's that then? I am going to be a body guard in an iron suit and protect the world from monsters and bad people." Henry grinned, placing his book back on the shelf. "I'm ganna be just like my favourite character."

"Which one?" She asked, smiling at her best friend. They have been friends for nearly one year.

"I don't know. I can't remember his name. I can remember that he is really cool."

"I want to be a writer and write lovely stories for other children to listen to and read." Jill sighed, staring hopelessly at the millions of books around her. "The problem is, there are just so many. How will I ever be able to compete?"

"You don't compete." Henry grinned. "Your story has to be different from everyone else's work. That's why all the people are sucessfull, they are all different. Even if the storyline is generally the same, people add their own style. Romance books are all the same too. Boy meets Girl, they fall in love, they fight, then make up again and live happily ever after."

Jill thought for a moment and sighed. "You're right. Thanks Henry. They leave the library and suddenly find themselves in an unfamiliar place.

"Wow, where are we?"

"I don't know. In the future, I guess." Henry responded. The lines on his forehead deepened. Ill at ease, Henry stayed close by Jill's side. Jill and Henry looked at a news paper article that was displayed on the news paper rack. Jill was holding up the best seller of the year award.

A huge crowd gathered outside the library whispering and gasping excitedly at one another. The crowd rushed over to
ask for autographs."No, sorry." Jill grinned, smiling widely at her growing fan club.

"Where do you live? We can come and show you what we made for you." The gang cheered. Jill backed away slowly, her cheeks glowing red.

"I don't think that is a good idea. I never give my address to strangers." She explained.

"We are not strangers, we are your biggest fans!" The crowd began to move closer, surrounding them.

"I think we should leave." Henry muttered, pulling her behind him.

"OK Henry. I want to go home now." Jill mumbled. Jill and Henry ran from the growing mob. The crowd screamed and pursued them down the street until Jill and Henry reached a dark alley. There were several bins in a line, cluttered with wasted food and litter.
Henry pulled Jill into the alley and hid behind the bins. "Oh, this place smells terrible!" Jill wrinkled her nose. Henry raised the collar of his shirt above his nose, trying not to breath in the foul odor. The mob ran past them in the alley and finally out of sight.

"Quickly now, before they return." Henry said, helping Jill up from the damp, cold floor.

They climb on top of a big metal box to get away. Henry helped Jill up first, then followed closely behind her. "I've found them!" Someone shouted. Jill and Henry were so suprised that they fell back and fell into the box with a bump, everything went very dark.
When Jill and Henry woke up, they were no longer in a big metal box.
They have been day dreaming and have just fallen off a step at the library entrance.

"I've found them!" A voice shrilled. It was just Henry's mother calling. "We have been looking all over the library for you two. It's time to go home." Henry and Jill looked at each other, shrugging their shoulders.

"I don't think being extremely famous is such a good idea anymore. Too many people will know my name and would want to know where I live. I would never be able to get some peace!" Jill decided.

"I agree." Henry laughed, "You would be much safer that way. I don't think I could ever leave you alone, you would get into far too much trouble without me!"

Then, their parents walked in. "Time to go home." They said, resting their hands on their hips. They walked home with their parents, looking forward to seeing each other the next day.

"Goodbye Henry!" Jill called, waving happily.

"Goodbye Jill, good luck with your next book!" Henry laughed.

Jill's mother looked down at her daughter, frowning. "Your next book? What have you two been doing all day?"

"We were pretending to be grown ups." Jill said proudly.

"Really? Did you have fun?"

"It was OK, but I think I will stay as a child for a little bit longer."

"That's good to hear." Her Mum laughed.

The End.

 ]]> The Society 100%Bitch http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137821-story-read-your-little-children.html What Is It? #43 http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137814-what-43-a.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:48:02 GMT These machines all make slightly different varieties of the same product; what would that be? Image: http://image-uploader.com/files/vvnfuht7kpd4msq5o1r7.jpg (http://image-uploader.com/) Image: http://image-uploader.com/files/w5fwbju88556n71tz78w.jpg (http://image-uploader.com/) Image: http://image-uploader.com/files/qyskvld815mmi2emtk1r.jpg (http://image-uploader.com/)
These machines all make slightly different varieties of the same product; what would that be?



]]> The Society Bamber http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137814-what-43-a.html Please Pray for My Brother Tony http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137812-please-pray-my-brother-tony.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:20:47 GMT This is him Now I have Cried so much sense I got the news I can't Sleep & it's hard for me to eat This has Made me Sick!!! I always Looked out for him when where growing up if someone messed with him They had to deal with me I Guess thats what big sisters are for!!! He Has 4 Children 3 Girls & one boy So today I'm asking God for a Miracal Because I know that God is More then able to heal Him But if God takes him on Home Please Pray That he will give me a Peace Over this!!! Thank you so very much for all your Prayers God Bless us all Much Love Laila Image: http://i25.tinypic.com/4t3d6f.jpg ]]>
I Come to you all with a Heavy Heart This Morning,
My Brother is in the Hospital Fighting for his Life
We where Told by the Doctor That he Has Cancer
& it is in all of his Body Lungs Liver Stomach Bones
Blood & that He has a Month or two to live
He was staying with me for the pass 7 weeks
& we had no Idea that he was this Sick
he had been hurting sense June
My Husband toke him to ER Last Tuesday Night
Because he was in so much Pain
But believe Me we never Thought it was This Bad
He thought he had a Pinch Nerve in his hip & a upset Stomach.
But His Organs where Shutting down.
My Mom & dad & sister Came up From GA
to see him & my Son is coming on sat up here
I Feel like I am in a Nightmare & can't weak up
He is only 44 yr's old his Birthday is on Dec 3
He has a heart of Gold
he's the type of Guy when you meet him you feel you've Known Him for ever!!!
This is How he Looked 4 years ago

The Guy with the Sun glasses is My Brother
<br /> <br /> <a href="http://i49.tinypic.com/23uu2ax.jpg" target="_blank">View Raw Image</a>
This is him Now
I have Cried so much sense I got the news I can't Sleep & it's hard for me to eat This has Made me Sick!!!
I always Looked out for him when where growing up if someone messed with him They had to deal with me
I Guess thats what big sisters are for!!!
He Has 4 Children 3 Girls & one boy
So today I'm asking God for a Miracal
Because I know that God is More then able to heal Him
But if God takes him on Home
Please Pray That he will give me a Peace Over this!!!
Thank you so very much
for all your Prayers
God Bless us all
Much Love Laila
]]> The Society Sexylady007 http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137812-please-pray-my-brother-tony.html sunset in Kos http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137795-sunset-kos.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:19:16 GMT This is my favorite photo of a sunset, i took myself in the Greek island of Kos.i thought i would share it with you. Image: http://img8.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/4874/4874194232f40d3abf46a7994d2e9329368d4e1.jpg This is my favorite photo of a sunset, i took myself in the Greek island of Kos.i thought i would share it with you.
]]> The Society konifur2 http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137795-sunset-kos.html We won! http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137782-we-won.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:41:45 GMT Just blowing my own trumpet here but The Breadmaker just won the Best New Social Enterprise Award for Scotland!!!

Scotland · About the awards · Social Enterprise Coalition

The Bread Maker

( I know it's of next to no importance to you all but I just wanted to crow!) ]]> The Society Vinnie http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137782-we-won.html Again - too damned much reality. http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137775-again-too-damned-much-reality.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:14:24 GMT Image: http://i50.tinypic.com/2dtyz5x.gif :nervous::nervous::nervous::dontgetit:dontgetit:dontgetit
:nervous::nervous::nervous::dontgetit:do ntgetit:dontgetit ]]> The Society Pixsurguy http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137775-again-too-damned-much-reality.html Social Return on Investment http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137764-social-return-investment.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:00:48 GMT Hi folks, I know this is a bit of a stretch but I was wondering if anyone has taken part in a Social Return on Investment study with any charity or service with which they are involved?
We're currently looking into whether it is worth while doing one and as part of this I'd like to know what if any difference it made to funding applications or the ability to presentthe work you did to the public. ]]> The Society smuttydad http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137764-social-return-investment.html <![CDATA[That's the attitude!]]> http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137763-thats-attitude.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:47:40 GMT I was looking for a thread to add this too, then I thought NO! It deserves a thread of its own. Sign on the hospital door of a wounded soldier: Image: http://image-uploader.com/files/hl0rpeg3j2rtj9tlmy39.jpg (http://image-uploader.com/)
I was looking for a thread to add this too, then I thought NO! It deserves a thread of its own.
Sign on the hospital door of a wounded soldier:
]]> The Society Bamber http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137763-thats-attitude.html Awesome Female Eyes that Speak http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137759-awesome-female-eyes-speak.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:33:07 GMT


















]]> The Society stevent222 http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137759-awesome-female-eyes-speak.html Happy Thanksgiving ! http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137733-happy-thanksgiving.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:49:37 GMT Happy Thanksgiving !!!


Just think...........

If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey

Instead of a turkey, we would all be having

A piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!..

]]> The Society indianajoe http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137733-happy-thanksgiving.html Pictures from London..beyond scary!!! http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137727-pictures-london-beyond-scary.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:16:04 GMT THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS TO THEM.


Pictures from London -- this is beyond scary...
Makes you wonder doesn't it...can you imagine having a Christian demonstration against Islam in downtown Baghdad !

View the pictures below and decide how you really feel about the future of the Western World.

These pictures are of Muslims marching through the STREETS OF LONDON during their recent 'Religion of Peace Demonstration.'










Why would anyone think that we should be at war with such nice, peaceful Muslims. You need to forward this one to everyone! These pictures tell it all!

Muslims have stated that England will be the first country they take over!

These are pictures not shown onAustralian or American TV or Newspapers




]]> The Society brilor http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137727-pictures-london-beyond-scary.html Canadian Missy hits the million dollar mark http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137722-canadian-missy-hits-million-dollar-mark.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:38:15 GMT Toronto's annual Royal Agricultural Winter Fair is wrapping up this weekend with a visit from a very wealthy guest: Missy, a 3-year-old dairy cow that sold at auction Thursday for $1.2 million, only the second cow in Canada to hit the million dollar mark.

While the two buyers, from the U.S. and Denmark, have the rights to the genetically superior Missy’s embryos, she’ll remain at Morsan Farms in Ponoka, Alta. She could have as many as 75 calves over the course of her life.


Canadian cow goes for $1.2 million at auction - thestar.com ]]> The Society mazbut http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137722-canadian-missy-hits-million-dollar-mark.html hand dryers in restrooms are not sanitary?? http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137712-hand-dryers-restrooms-not-sanitary.html Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:11:05 GMT May Be The Modern Hand Dryers Are Better than Old Version. but How Old Ones ??





Everyone in the cleaning industry has always been told that
, they spread germs
and bacteria around. I always thought that this just came
from the paper companies because they are loosing sales to
the hand dryers. A couple of years ago, I was working with a
rep, and I noticed that after he washed his hands and
noticed that there were no paper towels , only a hand dryer
he left the restroom with wet hands. I asked him about it.
He said that hand dryers blow a lot of germs and bacteria
around. He also told me to take a look under the hand dryer
next time I was in a restroom. There is a filter underneath
the hand dryer that is supposed to be cleaned on a weekly
basis. I looked at one and it looked like it hadn't been
cleaned in years. It had layers and layers of caked on gunk
(disgusting) .. Since then I will not use hand
dryers in restrooms. Now this is where the story gets
really interesting. The schools and universities that have
had the H1N1 (swine flu) outbreak this year are being told
by the health department that they have to take out all of
their hand dryers and replace them with towel dispensers
because the hand dryers are spreading disease. ]]> The Society mazbut http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137712-hand-dryers-restrooms-not-sanitary.html <![CDATA[♥a true friend♥]]> http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137696-true-friend.html Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:31:42 GMT Write what you think a True Friend IS:)
I think a true friend IS:
one that sticks by you no matter what others think
one that loves you unconditionally
One that doesnt believe rumors
One that doesnt leave you ..because one stuck up for you or defended you one time!
A true friend becomes family to you
A true friend wouldn't back stab you or talk about you bad behind your back ever!
One that is always there.no matter..just a call or email away
One even if you haven't talked to them in awhile..It's like you haven't been apart when you do
Maaaaaaaaaaaauh♥♥♥

So lets see what you think a true friend is?
 ]]> The Society Grouchie http://board.jokeroo.com/society/137696-true-friend.html