Marriage Quotes

mountainlion20032003 · 04-08-2007, 12:14 AM

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

- Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

- Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

- Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

- Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

- Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

- Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. --

04-08-2007, 12:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 74,454 Rep Power: 3493	Marriage Quotes Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. - Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. - Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. - Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. - Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. - Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. - Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. - Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. - Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- __________________ Thanks Sexysadie!