Business Quotes Part 2

mountainlion20032003 · 06-27-2007, 03:21 AM

The Golden Rule of Bureaucracy: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!

I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who
hate you away from those who are still undecided. (Casey Stengal)

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

A memorandum is not written to inform the reader but to
protect the writer. (Dean Acheson)

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time!

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

Crudebug · 06-27-2007, 04:49 AM

Not bad at all....
they all make sense... especially if the biz is run by a govt dept

mountainlion20032003 · 06-27-2007, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Crudebug

Not bad at all....
they all make sense... especially if the biz is run by a govt dept

Sounds about right when the Government is involved! LOL!

mazorange · 06-29-2007, 10:19 AM

i'm gonna write them on post-its and paste them all over the walls... its gonna be useful

mountainlion20032003 · 06-29-2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mazorange

i'm gonna write them on post-its and paste them all over the walls... its gonna be useful

They will come in handy for sure!

LOL! Thanks for the reply!

06-27-2007, 03:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 74,454 Rep Power: 3493	Business Quotes Part 2 The Golden Rule of Bureaucracy: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away! I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided. (Casey Stengal) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. A memorandum is not written to inform the reader but to protect the writer. (Dean Acheson) Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time! Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. __________________ Thanks Sexysadie!

06-29-2007, 10:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
mazorange Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	i'm gonna write them on post-its and paste them all over the walls... its gonna be useful __________________ maz'orange

06-27-2007, 04:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crudebug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: India Posts: 8,015 Rep Power: 925	Not bad at all.... they all make sense... especially if the biz is run by a govt dept