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Old 11-20-2007, 06:25 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:48 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Voltaire (1694-1778) French Philosopher and Author


"A company of tyrants is inaccessible to all seductions."

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"A witty saying proves nothing."

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"All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God."

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"All styles are good except the tiresome kind."

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"All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women."

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"An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination."

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"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

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"Anything too stupid to be said is sung."

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"Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."

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"As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities."

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"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."

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Old 11-22-2007, 12:37 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2007, 02:44 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970) French general and statesman


"A great country worthy of the name does not have any friends."

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"As an adolescent I was convinced that France would have to go through gigantic trials, that the interest of life consisted in one day rendering her some signal service and that I would have the occasion to do so."

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"Authority doesn't work without prestige, or prestige without distance."

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"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

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"Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back."

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"Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone."

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"Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop."
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Old 11-23-2007, 02:19 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Franklin Pierce (1804- 1869) 14th US president


"A Republic without parties is a complete anomaly. The histories of all popular governments show absurd is the idea of their attempting to exist without parties."

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"Frequently the more trifling the subject, the more animated and protracted the discussion."

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"With the Union my best and dearest earthly hopes are entwined."

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"The storm of frenzy and faction must inevitably dash itself in vain against the unshaken rock of the Constitution."
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Classic Quotes by Baruch Spinoza (1632-1677) Dutch philosopher


"Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand."

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"I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them."

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"The world would be happier if men had the same capacity to be silent that they have to speak"

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"Happiness is a virtue, not its reward"

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"Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice."
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Classic Quotes by Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000) US cartoonist


"In the book of life's questions, the answers are not in the back."

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"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."

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"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."

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"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."

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"It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere."

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"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed."

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"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

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