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Classic Quotes by Hilaire Belloc (1870-1953) French writer
All men have an instinct for conflict: at least, all healthy men. ------------------------ Be at the pains of putting down every single item of expenditure whatsoever every day which could possibly be twisted into a professional expense and remember to lump in all the doubtfulls. ------------------------ Be content to remember that those who can make omelettes properly can do nothing else. ------------------------ Child! Do not throw this book about; refrain from the unholy pleasure of cutting all the pictures out. ------------------------ From quiet homes and first beginning,Out to the undiscovered ends,There's nothing worth the wear of winning,But laughter and the love of friends. ------------------------ I am writing a book about the Crusades so dull that I can scarcely write it. ------------------------ I said to Heart, 'How goes it?' Heart replied: 'Right as a Ribstone Pippin!' ------------------------ I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em. |
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An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband. ------------------------ Arguments only confirm people in their own opinions. ------------------------ Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age. ------------------------ So long as we can lose any happiness, we possess some. ------------------------ There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink. |
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