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Old 08-05-2008, 01:44 PM   #1311 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Bruce Barton (1886-1967) US congressman, ad man (invented "Betty Crocker")


Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress.

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As a profession advertising is young; as a force it is as old as the world. The first four words ever uttered, "Let there be light," constitute its charter. All nature is vibrant with its impulse.

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Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made on Lincoln.

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Christ would be a national advertiser today, I am sure, as He was a great advertiser in His own day. He thought of His life as business.

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Conceit is God's gift to little men.

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If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

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If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:19 PM   #1314 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:03 PM   #1315 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:10 PM   #1316 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:24 PM   #1317 (permalink)
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