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Old 12-13-2007, 01:04 PM   #141 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Heinrich Heine (1797-1856) German poet


"Every man, either to his terror or consolation, has some sense of religion."

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"Experience is a good school. But the fees are high."

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"God will forgive me. It's his job."

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"Great genius takes shape by contact with another great genius, but, less by assimilation than by fiction."

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"I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom."

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"I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses."

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"If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world."

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"In earlier religions the spirit of the time was expressed through the individual and confirmed by miracles. In modern religions the spirit is expressed through the many and confirmed by reason."

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"Oh, what lies there are in kisses."

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"Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks."

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Old 12-14-2007, 04:22 AM   #143 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Shirley Jackson (1919-1965) US author


"Cocoa? Cocoa! Damn miserable puny stuff, fit for kittens and unwashed boys. Did Shakespeare drink cocoa?"

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"It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed in our true personalities."

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"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more."
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Old 12-15-2007, 04:31 AM   #145 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Jean Paul Getty (1892–1976) American business executive, December 15


"Books, like proverbs, receive their chief value from the stamp and esteem of the ages through which they have passed."

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"Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil."

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"Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?"

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"I buy when other people are selling."

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"I hate to be a failure. I hate and regret the failure of my marriages. I would gladly give all my millions for just one lasting marital success."

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"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."

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"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."

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"In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy."

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"Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells."
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Classic Quotes by Sir Noel Coward (1899-1973) English playwright, December 16


"Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all never, never, never bore the living hell out of it."

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"Extraordinary how potent cheap music is."

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"I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."

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"I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me."

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"I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday."

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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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"I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second."

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"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."

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"I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again."

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"If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday."

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"It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit."
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Classic Quotes by John Greenleaf Whittier (1807-1892) American Poet, December 17


All the windows of my heart I open to the day.

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An ashen memory in its stead.

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As a small businessperson, you have no greater leverage than the truth.

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Before me, even as behind, God is, and all is well.

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For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.'

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God's colors all are fast.

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It is no use trying to sum people up. One must follow hints, not exactly what is said, nor yet entirely what is done.

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It really costs me a lot emotionally to watch myself on-screen. I think of myself, and feel like I'm quite young, and then I look at this old man with the baggy chins and the tired eyes and the receding hairline and all that.

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Method goes far to prevent trouble in business: for it makes the task easy, hinders confusion, saves abundance of time, and instructs those that have business depending, both what to do and what to hope.

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No longer forward nor behindI look in hope or fear;But, grateful, take the good I find,The best of now and here.
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Classic Quotes by John Webster (1580-1632) English writer, December 18


A politician is the devil's quilted anvil; He fashions all sins on him, and the blows are never heard.

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Fortune's a right whore. If she give ought, she deals it in small parcels, that she may take away all at one swoop.

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'Tis better to be fortunate than wise.

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We are merely the stars tennis-balls, struck and bandied which way please them.

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When I go to hell, I mean to carry a bribe: for look you, good gifts evermore make way for the worst persons.

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We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.

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Is not old wine wholesomest, old pippins toothsomest, old wood burns brightest, old linen wash whitest? Old soldiers, sweetheart, are surest, and old lovers are soundest.
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