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Old 08-27-2008, 05:16 PM   #1501 (permalink)
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The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. – Benjamin Disraeli, 1804-1881, British Statesman and Literary Figure
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Old 08-27-2008, 05:17 PM   #1502 (permalink)
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"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. "
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Old 08-27-2008, 07:50 PM   #1503 (permalink)
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And kiss her lips and take her hands.
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:54 PM   #1504 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973) US President (36), Vice President (37)


A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

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A man without a vote is man without protection.

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A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right.

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A rioter with a Molotov cocktail in his hands is not fighting for civil rights any more than a Klansman... They are both... lawbreakers, destroyers of constitutional rights and liberties and ultimately destroyers of a free America.

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All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.

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Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

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Curtis Le May wants to bomb Hanoi and Haiphong. You know how he likes to go around bombing.

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Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

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Old 08-27-2008, 09:59 PM   #1505 (permalink)
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