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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country!
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A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. ------------------------ Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. ------------------------ Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since. ------------------------ I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish. ------------------------ I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish. ------------------------ I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art. ------------------------ I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. ------------------------ I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty...but I am too busy thinking about myself. ------------------------ I have taken this step because I want the discipline, the fire and the authority of the Church. I am hopelessly unworthy of it, but I hope to become worthy. ------------------------ I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. ------------------------ I'm not the man to balk at a low smell, I not the man to insist on asphodel. This sounds like a He-fellow, don't you think? It sounds like that. I belch, I bawl, I drink. |
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