Today's Quote

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How often are you worrying about the present moment?
The present moment is usually all right.
If you're worrying,
you're either agonizing over the past
which you should have forgotten long ago,
or else you're apprehensive over the future
which hasn't even come yet.
We tend to skip over the present moment
which is the only moment God gives any of us to live.

~ Peace Pilgrim

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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

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Classic Quotes by Dr. Lawrence J. Peter (1919-1990) US pop psychologist, writer

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

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A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

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A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

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Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

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America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

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An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

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You can't stay young forever, but you can be
immature for the rest of your life.

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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
- Scott Adams

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If you don't get everything you want, think of the things
you don't get that you don't want. ~Oscar Wilde

[Lotty]

Hello Doug!

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

- Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881,

Scottish Philosopher and Author

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Originally Posted by Lotty

Hello Doug!

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

- Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881,

Scottish Philosopher and Author

Hello Lotty.

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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
- Henry Youngman

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To reply to a nasty remark with another nasty remark
is like trying to remove dirt with mud.