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Old 11-14-2008, 11:35 AM   #2181 (permalink)
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It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.
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Classic Quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894) Scottish novelist, poet


"A friend is a gift you give yourself."

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"All speech, written or spoken, is a dead language, until it finds a willing and prepared hearer."

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"Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day. Anyone can live sweetly, patiently, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes down. And this is all life really means."

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"Books are good enough in their own way, but they are a poor substitute for life."

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"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant."

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"Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal."

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"Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences."

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"Everyone lives by selling something."
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Classic Quotes by Claude Monet (1840-1926) French landscape painter


"Everyone discusses my art and pretends to understand, as if it were necessary to understand, when it is simply necessary to love."

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"For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes at every moment; but the surrounding atmosphere brings it to life - the light and the air which vary continually. For me, it is only the surrounding atmosphere which gives subjects their true value."

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"I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers."

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"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love."
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Classic Quotes by Elizabeth Drew (1935- ) US journalist


"The test of literature is, I suppose, whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it."

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"The torment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and 'mangled mind' leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict."

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"Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation."

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"The world is not run by thought, nor by imagination, but by opinion"

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Classic Quotes by Erwin Rommel (1891-1944) German Field Marshal.


"Anyone who has to fight, even with the most modern weapons, against an enemy in complete command of the air, fights like a savage against modern European troops, under the same handicaps and with the same chances of success."

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"But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility."

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"Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning."

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"In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine."

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"The future battle on the ground will be preceded by battle in the air. This will determine which of the contestants has to suffer operational and tactical disadvantages and be forced throughout the battle into adoption compromise solutions."
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