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mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:16 AM

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” (George W. Bush)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:18 AM

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. (Al Bundy)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:21 AM

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. (Albert Einstein)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:24 AM

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:26 AM

Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work. (Chris Rock)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:28 AM

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. (Jerry Seinfeld )

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:31 AM

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. (John Peers)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:42 AM

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. (Steve Martin)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:45 AM

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. (Lyndon B. Johnson)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:46 AM

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. (Bill Cosbey)

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12-30-2008, 05:16 AM	#2581 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” (George W. Bush)

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. (Al Bundy)

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. (Albert Einstein)

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work. (Chris Rock)

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. (Jerry Seinfeld )

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. (John Peers)

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. (Steve Martin)

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. (Lyndon B. Johnson)

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. (Bill Cosbey)