Today's Quote - Page 260

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:50 AM

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. (George Carlin)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:53 AM

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Winston Churchill )

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:55 AM

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:57 AM

If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life. (Tommy Lasorda )

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 05:59 AM

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. (Steven Wright)

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 06:02 AM

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. (Homer J. Simpson)

brilor · 12-30-2008, 06:03 AM

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

brilor · 12-30-2008, 06:04 AM

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2008, 06:05 AM

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do. (Voltaire)

brilor · 12-30-2008, 06:05 AM

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. ...B.Itch

12-30-2008, 05:50 AM	#2591 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. (George Carlin)

12-30-2008, 05:53 AM	#2592 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	If you are going through hell, keep going. (Winston Churchill )

12-30-2008, 05:55 AM	#2593 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

12-30-2008, 05:57 AM	#2594 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life. (Tommy Lasorda )

12-30-2008, 05:59 AM	#2595 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. (Steven Wright)

12-30-2008, 06:02 AM	#2596 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. (Homer J. Simpson)

12-30-2008, 06:03 AM	#2597 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

12-30-2008, 06:04 AM	#2598 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

12-30-2008, 06:05 AM	#2599 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do. (Voltaire)

12-30-2008, 06:05 AM	#2600 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. ...B.Itch