Today's Quote

[brilor]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

[brilor]

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by brilor

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Thanks Brilor.

[brilor]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

[brilor]

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

[mountainlion20032003]

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. (Burt Reynolds)

[brilor]

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

[brilor]

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

[brilor]

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush