Today's Quote - Page 308

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:35 PM

"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
-Bill Cosby.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:43 PM

"Old age is no place for sissies."
-Bette Davis

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:45 PM

"Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
-Satchel Paige.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:46 PM

"Just remember, once you're over the hill,
you begin to pick up speed."
-Charles Schulz.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:48 PM

"Don't worry about senility,
my grandfather used to say.
'When it hits you, you won't know it'."
-Bill Cosby.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:50 PM

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
-Mark Twain.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:52 PM

"Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old
asking, 'What happened?' "
-Ann Landers.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:53 PM

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age. "
-Lucille Ball.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:55 PM

"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and it was the law."
-Jerry Seinfeld.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:56 PM

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
-Jackie Mason.

02-14-2009, 10:35 PM	#3071 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"Gray hair is God's graffiti." -Bill Cosby.

02-14-2009, 10:43 PM	#3072 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"Old age is no place for sissies." -Bette Davis

02-14-2009, 10:45 PM	#3073 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." -Satchel Paige.

02-14-2009, 10:46 PM	#3074 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed." -Charles Schulz.

02-14-2009, 10:48 PM	#3075 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"Don't worry about senility, my grandfather used to say. 'When it hits you, you won't know it'." -Bill Cosby.

02-14-2009, 10:50 PM	#3076 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." -Mark Twain.

02-14-2009, 10:52 PM	#3077 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old asking, 'What happened?' " -Ann Landers.

02-14-2009, 10:53 PM	#3078 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. " -Lucille Ball.

02-14-2009, 10:55 PM	#3079 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and it was the law." -Jerry Seinfeld.

02-14-2009, 10:56 PM	#3080 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." -Jackie Mason.