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mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 10:58 PM

"Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes.
Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses,
and there you have it: instant old age."
-Malcolm Cowley.

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:03 PM

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:04 PM

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
- Sean Connery

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:05 PM

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
- Anonymous

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:06 PM

When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:07 PM

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
- Rosemonde Gerard

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:09 PM

kisses are a better fate
than wisdom.
- e.e. cummings

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:10 PM

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
- Saint-Exupery

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:11 PM

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman

mountainlion20032003 · 02-14-2009, 11:12 PM

There is no remedy for love but to love more.
- Thoreau

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02-14-2009, 10:58 PM	#3081 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age." -Malcolm Cowley.

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." - George Carlin

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. - Sean Connery

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Anonymous

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon de la Barca

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e.e. cummings

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Saint-Exupery

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Thoreau