Today's Quote

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Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.

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I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.

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Classic Quotes by Liberace (1919-1987) Hungarian-born U.S. pianist

When the reviews are bad I tell my staff that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank

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I had to dare a little bit. Who am I kidding-I had to dare a lot. Don't wear one ring, wear five or six. People ask how I can play with all those rings, and I reply, "Very well, thank you."

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You can have either the Resurrection or you can have Liberace. But you can't have both.

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You know that bank I used to cry all the way to? I bought it.

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Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.

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Classic Quotes by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (1900-1989) Iranian religious leader

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God Almighty.

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The author of the Satanic Verses book, which is against Islam, the Prophet and the Qu'ran, and all those involved in its publication who were aware of its content, are sentenced to death. I ask all Muslims to execute them wherever they find them.

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If one permits an infidel to continue in his role as a corrupter of the earth, his moral suffering will be all the worse. If one kills the infidel, and this stops him from perpetrating his misdeeds, his death will be a blessing to him.

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Familiarize the people with the truth of Islam so that the young generation may not think that the men of religion in the mosques of Qum and al-Najaf believe in the separation of church from state, that they study nothing other than menstruation and childbirth and that they have nothing to do with politics.

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It is absolutely forbidden to dissect the corpse of a Moslem, but the dissection of non-Moslem corpses is permitted.

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"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
- Elbert Hubbard

[dreamsfloatjoe]

Buckle up: prevents the aliens from snatching you from your boat.

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Classic Quotes by Elsa Maxwell (1883-1963) U.S. writer, hostess

A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.

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Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

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I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate.

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I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

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Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird.

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Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.

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Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.

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"To err is human; to forgive, infrequent."
- Franklin Adams

[brilor]

Quote: I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're
retired?
Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of
the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, vodka and margarita into
urine.

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"When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business."
- Lenny Bruce