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Old 03-18-2008, 09:18 PM   #511 (permalink)
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"I can't do it" never yet accomplished anything. "I will try"
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Old 03-19-2008, 01:40 AM   #512 (permalink)
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow.
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Old 03-19-2008, 03:48 AM   #513 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925) American political leader


Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed.

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I hope the two wings of the Democratic Party may flap together.

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If that vital spark that we find in a grain of wheat can pass unchanged through countless deaths and resurrections, will the spirit of man be unable to pass from this body to another?

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No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

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This is not a contest between persons. The humblest citizen in all the land, when clad in the armor of a righteous cause, is stronger than all the hosts of error. I come to you in defense of a cause as holy as the cause of liberty - the cause of humanity.
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Old 03-19-2008, 12:49 PM   #514 (permalink)
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"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
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Old 03-19-2008, 01:37 PM   #515 (permalink)
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Icon17 Thoughts On Sex

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
Tom Clancy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"As the French say, there are three sexes - men, women and clergymen."
Rev. Sydney Smith

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
Woody Allen

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
Matt Barry

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist."
Camille Paglia

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
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"My kid had sex with your honor student."
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"My sexual preference is not you."
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"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for
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Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
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Henry Miller

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
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Old 03-19-2008, 02:39 PM   #516 (permalink)
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"Determine never to be idle. It is wonderful how much may be
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Look for every opportunity to go the extra mile.
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