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mountainlion20032003 · 05-14-2008, 01:18 PM

Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content
with little.

mountainlion20032003 · 05-14-2008, 08:56 PM

mountainlion20032003 · 05-15-2008, 03:10 AM

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.

mountainlion20032003 · 05-15-2008, 03:13 AM

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you
are wonderful.

mountainlion20032003 · 05-15-2008, 03:16 AM

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where
they went.

mountainlion20032003 · 05-15-2008, 03:18 AM

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your

face.

mountainlion20032003 · 05-15-2008, 03:21 AM

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves
himself.

mountainlion20032003 · 05-15-2008, 03:25 AM

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

mountainlion20032003 · 05-15-2008, 03:27 AM

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and

love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us

their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

mountainlion20032003 · 05-15-2008, 03:31 AM

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people,

who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and
hate.

-Sigmund Freud

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mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,693 Rep Power: 3907	Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud