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Old 07-04-2008, 02:28 PM   #1121 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933) 30th U.S. President


Advertising is the life of trade.

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Advertising ministers to the spiritual side of trade. It is great power that has been entrusted to your keeping which charges you with the high responsibility of inspiring and ennobling the commercial world. It is all part of the greater work of the regeneration and redemption of mankind.

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After all, the chief business of the American people is business.

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All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work.

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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

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Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

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Education will not (take the place of persistance); the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

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Four-fifths of all our troubles would disappear, if we would only sit down and keep still.
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Old 07-04-2008, 04:17 PM   #1122 (permalink)
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"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners." - George Bernard Shaw
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You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
- Erma Bombeck

In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty.
- Louis D. Brandeis

We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls.
- Robert J. McCracken

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
- Albert Camus

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.
- Dick Cheney

Liberty is the breath of life to nations.
- George Bernard Shaw

America is much more than a geographical fact. It is a political and moral fact - the first community in which men set out in principle to institutionalize freedom, responsible government, and human equality.
- Adlai Stevenson

Where liberty dwells, there is my country.
- Benjamin Franklin

We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.
- William Faulkner

Better to starve free than to be a fat slave.
- Aesop

I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.
- Woodrow Wilson

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
- George Bernard Shaw

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Old 07-05-2008, 01:49 PM   #1124 (permalink)
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Classic Quotes by P. T. Barnum (1810-1891) U.S. entrepreneur, showman


There's a sucker born every minute.

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Those who really desire to attain an independence, have only set their minds upon it, and adopt the proper means, as they do in regard to any other object which they wish to accomplish, and the thing is easily done.

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Every crowd has a silver lining.

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More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing in nothing, than by believing too much.

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Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.

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Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can be done just as well now.

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it's times like these you learn to live again
it's times like these you give and give again
it's times like these you learn to love again
it's times like these time and time again
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Life isn't about what you can do better than others
it isn't some big fancy contest
rather
a chance to enjoy everything you do
and
the people you meet
I like to live it for the LULZ
that is my way
laughing all of the way
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Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:08 AM   #1128 (permalink)
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I was told many things
people told me I would do this
I would fail at that
my health issues would ruin me
they kept saying negative things
they kept up the insults
I guess they had nothing better to do

I have got some very sad news for them
I have proved them wrong on so many levels I make them look like little kids
yet the people saying this
were high school level
spewing every random negative thought
in the hopes that they would get me down
It never worked
everyday I live
I prove them more wrong
that works for me

as for recently
they kept saying their stuff
and you know what?
I just ignored it
I know it is all wrong
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i didn’t get far in life telling people what i was going to do. i didn’t think much about the long-lasting consiquences first because i was looking for a way to solve it and make it work in the present. one thing i never consider when i am making decisions is the past because the past is over, i can’t do anything more than look back on the lessons i learned. when i do make a decisions i try to minimize the bad things that happen but then again sometimes i don’t think because i have very little regrets in the past because i have just learned to live with them
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There are many things that constantly go on in our lives
We like to say that we have control over everything
but
that isn't the truth
There are times where we lose control of one thing
and feel that the world is comming to an end
This world is becomming more multitasking with every generation
Technology hasn't seemed to have helped much
it seems that more work is needed done with it
than without it

We often are stressing over everything
it does take a toll on us
it drains us to where we can't work anymore
a day off is needed
but
things always seem that a day off will mess things up more than working while we are drained

Things aren't simple
days in the 50s were less stressful than now
even though more work was needed
the stress was less

People need to learn how to chill
relax and find peace
know that if you mess up and fall back
there is nothing to worry about

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