Interesting Quotes

[LAWRENCE]

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth.

Ruth McKenney

It is by the goodness of God that in our country, we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience and the prudence never to practice either of them.

Mark Twain

If you want a happy, good life, keep control of your tongue and guard your lips from telling lies.

1 Peter 3:10

[LAWRENCE]

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is
Out of your price range.
Scott E. Roeben

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang
Of a bedspring.
S. J. Perelman

I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush.
Scott E. Roeben

I guess you could call me a polygamist. Sometimes I switch hands.
Scott E. Roeben

[LAWRENCE]

A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A
Woman only needs to be available.
Masters and Johnson

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
Francoise Sagan

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes
On top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on Bunk beds.
Joan Rivers

[LAWRENCE]

Try not to become a man of success, but rather to become a man of value.

Albert Einstein

History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won, because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats.

B.C. Forbes

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.

Napoleon Hill

[LAWRENCE]

In dreams and in love, there are no impossibilities.

Janos Arany

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities. Always see them, for they're always there.

Norman Vincent Peale

When a deep injury is done to us, we never recover until we forgive.

Alan Paton

[LAWRENCE]

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

The value of consistent prayer is not that He will hear us, but that we will hear Him.

William McGill

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts.

Charles Dickens

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[LAWRENCE]

It is always easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

Alfred Adler

The beginning of anxiety is the end of faith and the beginning of true faith is the end of anxiety.

George Mueller

Love is not a matter of what happens in life. It's a matter of what's happening in your heart.

Ken Keyes

[LAWRENCE]

Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.

Robert Service

Don't bother about genius. Don't worry about being clever. Trust to hard work, perseverance and determination.

Sir Frederick Treves

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things.

Henry Ward Beecher

[LAWRENCE]

Every action must be due to one or other of seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reasoning, anger or appetite.

Aristotle

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.

Chinese proverb

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

Winston Churchill