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Old 11-27-2008, 12:27 PM   #141 (permalink)
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Thanksgiving Day is a jewel to set in the hearts of honest men, but be careful that you do not take the day and leave out the gratitude.
E.P. Powell

Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Old 11-28-2008, 08:00 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Oscar Wilde

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Old 12-02-2008, 12:42 PM   #143 (permalink)
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The trouble with opportunity is that it's always more recognizable going than coming.
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A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his brain is a craftsman. But a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist.
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William Shakespeare

One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things.
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Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
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I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but we must sail and not drift, nor lie at anchor.
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Blaise Pascal

All progress is precarious and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.
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Eddie Cantor

What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Thomas Carlyle

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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Warren Beatty

If you count all your assets, you always show a profit.
Robert Quillen

I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.
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We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.
Eric Hoffer

It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends.
Euripides

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