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Old 11-09-2007, 10:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. I will not refuse to do the something I can do.
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Wisdom is sweet to your soul. If you find it, you will have a bright future and your hopes will not be cut short.
--Proverbs 24:14

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?"

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When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it: admit it, learn from it and don't repeat it.

--Paul "Bear" Bryant


The trouble with practical jokes is that very often, they get elected.

--Will Rogers

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one
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Those in possession of absolute power cannot only prophesy and make their prophecies come true, but they can also lie and make their lies come true.

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Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.

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The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.

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