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Old 06-08-2009, 03:31 PM   #271 (permalink)
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The best wood in most amateurs’ golf bags is the pencil.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez


“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
Jack Lemmon


“Tee your ball high…air offers less resistance than dirt.”
Jack Nicklaus


“He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.”
Mickey Mantle

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Old 06-09-2009, 11:14 AM   #272 (permalink)
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde


"Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."
Josh Billings"


"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination."
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:45 AM   #273 (permalink)
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To rule is easy, to govern difficult."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
H. L. Mencken


"The family is one of nature's masterpieces."
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:07 AM   #274 (permalink)
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Hans Christian Andersen


There is more to life than increasing its speed."
Mohandas Gandhi


"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
Aristotle
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"He who praises everybody, praises nobody."
Samuel Johnson


"Great art is never produced for its own sake. It is too difficult to be worth the effort."
Robert Quillen


"Never have more children than you have car windows."
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:20 AM   #276 (permalink)
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[b]I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Yogi Berra
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Strange that we all defend our wrongs with more vigor than we do our rights.
- Kahlil Gibran, 1883 - 1931

Anglo-Saxon civilization has taught the individual to protect his own rights; American civilization will teach him to respect the rights of others.
- William Jennings Bryan, 1860 - 1925
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Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value."
Albert Einstein

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx


"I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved."
George Eliot
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Thomas Jefferson


"I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong."
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Mohandas Gandhi


"A satellite has no conscience."
Edward R. Murrow


"Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway."
Mary Kay Ash
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