Interesting Quotes

[LAWRENCE]

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean "your guess is as good as mine."

--Bob Hope

[LAWRENCE]

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field.

--Dwight D. Eisenhower


No matter who says what, you should accept it with a smile and do your own work.
--Mother Teresa


The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker.

--Helen Keller


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[LAWRENCE]

"Women are expected to do twice as much as men in half the time
and for no credit. Fortunately this isn't difficult."

- Charlotte Whitton

[LAWRENCE]

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."

- Henny Youngman

Failure is only postponed success as long as courage coaches ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory.
--Unknown

A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

--Alexander Pope


Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
--Unknown

[LAWRENCE]

"If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent
perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright
people."
- Unknown

[LAWRENCE]

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
--T.S. Eliot

The greatest discovery is that a person can change their future by merely changing their attitude.
--Unknown

If you are not content with what you have, you would not be satisfied if it were doubled.
--Charles Haddon Spurgeon

[LAWRENCE]

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.

--Thomas Alva Edison


You can make a small difference in someone's life with just a smile. It is that easy.
--Unknown


Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.

--Napoleon Hill

[LAWRENCE]

"Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in
two people remembering the same thing."

"Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom
not to listen"

[LAWRENCE]

Woman's Quote of the Day:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the
dark until they mature into something with which you'd
like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh,
fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-
bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and
give you a headache."

[LAWRENCE]

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

--Roy L. Smith

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

--Burton Hillis

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

--W.T. Ellis