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Old 07-16-2009, 09:41 AM   #301 (permalink)
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"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
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Old 07-16-2009, 10:57 AM   #302 (permalink)
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Strong hope is a much greater stimulant of life than any realized joy could be.

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"It is not to be expected that human nature will change in a day."
Frank B. Kellogg

"Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal."
Igor Stravinsky

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"Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times."
Niccolo Machiavelli

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Charles M. Schulz

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